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kingswitcherii


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My roommate bought a pair of pants at the thrift store and found this in one of the 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
$8, and two hours they'll never get back.
Thot destroyed 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Well done dude. I was married to a bitch like that. She tried subtle ways of getting in touch not too long ago; I shut that shit down FAST.
No version of love is a match for the real thing.
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Saved this girl from being sent to a kill shelter. Say hi to Nala! 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Hai Nala!
Who's a Good girl!??
It's you! You're a girl!
Alek wek 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
She's gorgeous.
Near neighborly Ram 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Uuhh, thanks random brain fart.
This can’t be actually true 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
What isn't true, which part?
This can’t be actually true 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
What isn't true, which part?
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When was Germany ever anti-Semitic?.... What is semitic anyways 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
This is not the hill you wanna die on....
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A Boy and a Marmot 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"I said we cut off your JOHNSON!"
Here’s to 7 years free! 10 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Well done!
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I'm in this and I don't like it 9 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I feel this, like brick to the face.
Near neighborly Ram 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Yup. We pretty much have a "nothing box" in our brains, so we can literally sit there thinking of absolutely nothing or the most inane shite.
This can’t be actually true 12 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
It depends on the definition of "dream", as most of the time it's classified as a vision during REM sleep, so yeah, you can have random flashes of images that are counted as dreams during sleep study, but its not like we have real time dreamer vision, based on the movements of ink on paper dreamer vision, and can differentiate the time scaled.
Our brain is fast, as in our eyes already perceived events in order to react to them in time, but it wouldn't scale all that information into real time memory, it's an inefficient waste of energy for the brain.
Dreams can last anywhere between 5 seconds and twenty minutes/half an hour.
It defies logic that dreams ONLY last for a few seconds.
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From my hike in Oregon this weekend! 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma..."
He he, wife bad 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I'm sick of this stereotype.
Were not all alcoholics...just the Uncles...
Torso leviosa 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Stop it Ron, Stooooop
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damn 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Wrong. I was a guy like this.
My ex wife used to manipulate me into giving her access to my phone, then start fights resulting in punishments over the most mundane and innocent shit.
Even so far as to accusing me of sleeping with band members.
This guy could be in actual danger.
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damn 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
How do we know he's a cheat?
She could be like my ex-wife; toxic as fuck.
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Sweet 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Make*
All is mine.. No sharing 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Ratties!! I LOVE these majestic fucking animals!
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/tv/ is British 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Gaff is a house.
A gander, or a goosey is "a look".
You just never know 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Time is linear. You don't need to worry.
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I don’t trust you, Phyllis! 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
What do you want?
Reengineering the part with a six week lead time, testing by Quality control, fitting by engineers in 3 weeks, Cap testing for 24-48 hours, then have it finally approved?
I mean, you're already trusting two people to make over a million lbs go "nneeeoooww" for 5 hours. I think you can take it as read that these guys know what's up, you bitch.
I don’t trust you, Phyllis! 17 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
What do you want?
Reengineering the part with a six week lead time, testing by Quality control, fitting by engineers in 3 weeks, Cap testing for 24-48 hours, then have it finally approved?
I mean, you're already trusting two people to make over a million lbs go "nneeeoooww" for 5 hours. I think you can take it as read that these guys know what's up, you bitch.
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The president of Ireland ALWAYS has his DOG around him! Part 3 (with both his DOGS this 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I love that video of him taking a very formal meeting and press op, then his Dog just wanders in for pets.
Nobody stops and he just lays there getting belly wubs.
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