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kingswitcherii


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Zero Context #30 - "Cake or death?" 18 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I'll have the chicken please...
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Get a load of this shrimp 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Gen X: I hate all of you
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Where's the lie? 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Loved his review of the fish woman
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Terrible Misunderstanding 5 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Nobody.
Back when the duck face was acceptable 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
This isn't a world war 2 photo though, ita just cosplay.
If two women turned up for duty with their uniforms in such a state, they'd be in some serious shit with their superiors.
Cat, you may kiss the cat! 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here right meow..."
It’s tomato, not tomato 6 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
If you're British, it's "T'maar'o"
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Photographer caught a baby bunny trying to eat a thistle 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Oooh! Green thing! This looks gud"
"What the...?"
"Oh HEEEEELL No!"
Living in perpetual anxiety 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
You're not allowed into Heck, you're being promoted to Hellish
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It's time bros! 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
...and now I've just lost. Thanks.
Living in perpetual anxiety 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
The stapler has always run out, and you've got to get the paperwork done before you go home.
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It's time bros! 4 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I'm in luck then, because my Girlfriend is model attractive...oh damn, I just played myself...
Shake your head for a secret message 20 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
...or just turn your phone to the side.
Our pop 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Novy God..."
I have priorities 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Unless it's CyberBug.
Hat: Croupier with Maccy Ds logo.
T-shirt: Neon Lamme polyester with jacobean ruff.
Pants: Women's brown short shorts with cum stains.
Shoes: Pizza Boxes with greased cuban heels.
I guess we'll just die then 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
When you send your entire fleet to die, for a Dad joke...
John Wilkes Booth having a bad day April 14, 1865 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Why is JWB the only one that looks serious in this?
The other three are (L-R):
"Oh no, whatever shall I do, so who wants Popcorn?"
"I've been praying for someone to shut him up, talking all the bloody way through the perfomance. I guess God was listening.. "
"Bruh, cmon now...I'm double parked, it's gonna take ages to get out of the theatre now..."
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Even Lincoln is like: "well, now that six pack in my fridge is gonna go to waste...thanks Chet!"
Nice eastern egg 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
It's a still from a Watchdogs let's play by Jimbothy. It's believed to be fake.
Like Pizza deer or else... 24 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
I saw what they did to Queens of the Stone Age. I'm not taking any chances...
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Very wise indeed 8 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
"Give us your money!
We support the gays and their lesbianing rights or whatever...."
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Drinks tea 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Is um...is this a sex thing?
Beans 2 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Er..have you even had Fish and Chips, Chicken Tikka Masala, and ALL the fucking awesome candy, the best of which was so good the Americans brought the company?
Yeah, you probably have.
I'd like to trade all of that for your Biscuits and gravy...
If u read this your gae 1 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Well, if they're prepared to get inside your butt to get it, I doubt cutting open a flashlight while wearing gloves and some Vaporub under their nose, will be a problem.
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Where are they Summer? 3 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
8 years to go
We are terrifying...isn't it cool. 24 comments
kingswitcherii · 3 years ago
Fish die if you make them move house without warning.
We just shout until the day we've changed our habitat.