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Touch deeprived 12 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
There are organizations and individual people who throw Cuddle Parties(I call them cuddle puddles), and it's exactly as described in the first part of this post. My husband and I have been to a few, they're super fun and relaxing. A lot of them are free to attend, some of the ones put on by organizations have a small fee. But always research the group or individual before attending because some of them can seem a little sketchy, some of the cuddle parties put on by individuals are known to be overrun by creeps who try to sneak a grab, and some have a lot of open drug use which can make things uncomfortable
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People who put too much sugar in their tea 7 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Exactly. I like my coffee black...just like my metal :^)
Ketchup hogging 11 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Reminds me of the syrup chugging scene from Super Troopers lol
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You may have all of them 8 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Oh my god those eyes..my pupper gives me that look and the paw when I'm eating. She just stares and stares, and at first it's funny, then it's just sort of sad and I cave. She also does it when she wants on the bed. She stares, then when I finally look at her she puts her paw on the bed and kind of taps it like "pweez can I come up?"
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Monks praying makes a perfect picture 7 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
I thought they were pumpkins
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Black hair banned in Africa 26 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
That's why they audited the school for racism...I don't think racists care what's normal for certain racial backgrounds
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Black hair banned in Africa 26 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Well it used to be an all white girls private school until 1994, so I think a majority of teachers may have been white, if not all? And it's a "prestigious school" so they want their students to look "neat". It was pretty bad. One teacher was accused of handing a girl vaseline and making her straighten her hair in class, another refered to a girls dreadlocks as "a birds nest" and I think she made her take them out(?)
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Black hair banned in Africa 26 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
She attends a school that was previously only for whites. They have hair regulations, but none in place for afro hair. The teachers were making the black girls straighten their hair or braid it because the afro look was "distracting others from learning" and "it's unlady like" The head of education ordered the school be audited for racism, and suspended this hair code of conduct
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I don't know why this makes sense but it does 17 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
I love ginger kombucha. It's addicting
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I don't know why this makes sense but it does 17 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
My son loves sparkling water, he calls it soda water. I'm not a fan
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At least they had fun 21 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
So the family's the jerk...one big jerk
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Little judgmental doggo 3 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Lol aw <3
I hear him say "sup girl?" in Snorlock's voice from Adventure Time
At least they had fun 21 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
I wouldn't say he's a jerk, he was following his wifes wants. It doesn't sound like he forced her, but who knows. He may have tried to talk her out of trying for all we know. The maternal instinct and drive to want to have a baby can be very strong, maybe she was demanding it.
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At least they had fun 21 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
At title: Actually, the wife complained to the OB that sex was very painful for her, but she endured because she wanted a child.
That poor couple was terribly undereducated.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6095075/Clueless-couple-struggled-pregnant-told-doctor-having-anal-sex.html
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Fruits and vegetables are good for you 10 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
It's Pineapple Express lol
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Seems like the best choice is having multiple children 15 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
They can also be free depending on your insurance provider, but can cost up to around $950
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Peek-a-boo! 1 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
When your kid tells a joke and you laugh and you have to hear it 568 more times
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Woah!! That is a Weird cat! 8 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Octo-puss
.........wait, omg lol
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Spunk is expensive 4 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
$60? It's more like $125 - $500 for acceptable samples depending on which sperm bank you go to, and you can usually donate up to 3 or 4 times a month...but you have to qualify to donate
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Fun prank 6 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Oh my gosh, I wish I had neighbors (or anyone within viewing distance of my yard) so I could do this...maybe I'll prank my son with this lol
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Don't Do Catnip, Kids 9 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Holy crap! The top cat looks almost identical to my cat lol For a minute "I was like WTF?! I don't remember posting that" I had to really study it to see the minor difference...and I remembered she doesn't like catnip, she likes my husbands stinky shoes.
The cat in the undies cracks me up
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Best bois 3 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Be careful..I read about a lady who sent her dog in to be groomed, and when she got the dog back he was wearing a little bow tie. "How cute!" she thought but upon further inspection she found that the dog had not been groomed at all, maybe brushed, but the bow tie was meant to be a distraction lol
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Appreciate your lovers guys 6 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
My husband told me he and my dad were talking about sex one day, past lovers and the like. My dad told him he was with this lady once and they're doin' it, they switch to doggy and the lady actually turned around and covered her butthole lol
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F**king leg cramps 7 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
That works too, but in the middle of the night(especially when pregnant) the last thing I want to do is stand up lol I'd rather just point my toes
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F**king leg cramps 7 comments
klymaxx · 5 years ago
Aw man, I hate these...I used to get them a lot when I was pregnant. If you point your toes up toward your knee it helps make the pain go away faster
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