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No like feet 26 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
I like feet...Women's feet. Not all women's feet, but there are definitely some where I'm like "Damn, those are cute" haha Feet and toes can be quite erogenous
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Which option would you guys pick? 8 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
Spectrophilia? Meh, whatever floats your boat. Spectro-Pedophilia? Still creepy imo
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Now it's personal 9 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
She also claims that the decreasing fertility rate in men means that by 2045 most men won't be able to produce viable sperm x_x
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When a mischievous girl teases 4 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
"Let's play Just the Tip. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels"
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*Nostalgia go brrr 1 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
I'm 31 and I still laugh at the faces I see in cars. A friend of mine has a car with a particularly funny face
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Annoying 6 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
I've pulled over and asked, "Do YOU want to drive? No? Then shut up" haha
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Annoying 6 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
Actual photo of me driving with my husband (my husband being the passenger)
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I challenge your predictive texts to come up with something better 64 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
When I was tripping on acid, I was dripping on the bottom of the ocean and the Spiderman of my dreams came from a beautiful puzzle.
Sounds somewhat accurate to me
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Autocorrect your faith .. 86 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
God is a handyman and I have talked to him about the constant deletion of our fish.
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The frosted flake of love 3 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
My husband's always findng heart shaped things that he then gives to me...Rocks, leaves, broken glass, soldering drippings, etc. I have a box filled with 13 years worth of heart shaped objects lol
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Best not tell this guy any secrets 8 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
The stove knobs and handles look slightly amused
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Any doctor can confirm these answers. Seem pretty legit 3 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
That's some nice handwriting
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Objective failed 2 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
I read that as "Transgender Woman Slices Weirdo..."
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Can somebody please show me their cat :'( 2 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
My son was in a zoom meeting with his teacher, and could see her cat walking around in the background. He asked if she would bring it closer for him to see, so she did, then my son went and grabbed our cat, Drax, and put him in front of the camera. They talked about Drax for a while, then my son grabbed our other cat, Lucy, and they talked about her for a while. Then, my son took the computer and put it in front of our dog, and his teacher brought her bird over, and they talked about them for a while. Then, my son put the computer in front of our fish tank and they talked about all the fish. It was like a 2 hour zoom meeting that was supposed to be about school work, and all they talked about were pets lol My son said, "That's distraction 101, mom" I laughed so hard when he said that...Kid is going places ;)
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@omar1992 10 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
Lol "...blow its guts out"
My son is already telling Dad, "Be careful with your shells! No! Don't throw them away!"
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I used to be an adventurer like you (Predictive Text game) 59 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I had to get tough with the baby and milk myself
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@omar1992 10 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
Omg, my 10yo is losing his sh*t over the front center one (3rd from the left), and the Spiderman (Spider Egg?) one haha These are very cool!
This makes me think of Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind...Clementine's potato figure collection
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Don't look 3 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
Apparently they didn't exist in 1972 either
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Collecting animals is a registered pastime 6 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
I love that she brought home a tarantula. I brought home a tarantula (Rosie) when I was in the 3rd grade. The daycare I was enrolled in couldn't tare care of her anymore, so I volunteered. No questions asked, they were like Cool. Problem solved! Psh, no need for parental consent lol My mom was not happy, but let me keep Rosie anyway
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Collecting animals is a registered pastime 6 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
In my almost 13 year marriage I have brought home: Lucy the cat (found in a field and is now the glue that holds our family together haha), Daisy the cat (Lucy's sister from another mister, found in the same field), Lenny the bearded dragon (found in the middle of the road w/ a broken leg), Cupcake the Shih Tzu (happily reunited with her owner after 3 weeks), Blanca the cat (found sick in my lower field. Unfortunately I was not able to save her, she died 2 weeks later), Baxter the bunny (went out for groceries, came home with a bunny), and Drax the cat (Again, went out for groceries, came home with a cat)
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I could work from home indefinitely here 1 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
What a cute little fireplace
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Toy Story 3, but IRL, it's hidden bc possible graphic content 8 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
No. I'm not ready for imagery this graphic until at least 2:05pm
2am 2 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
What...in the fuck...is that thing? It is both horrifying and adorable
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Amazon's version of a CVS receipt 3 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
Seriously, wtf is up with that? Lol I odered some hair trimming scissors, and they came in a box the size of a microwave and had 15 of those packing pillows. My 10yo loves it haha
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Summer 2020 men's hairstyles 5 comments
klymaxx · 3 years ago
Top left makes me think Sasquatch. Top right Star Trek. Bottom left looks like my dad when he was in high school. Bottom right reminds me of Dave Grohl (?)
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