klymaxx
Com Truise
Galimatias
Circa Survive
Goopsteppa
Somatoast
Tipper
Opiuo
Russ Liquid
Wisp - N'RTHNDR
Bluetech - The Divine Invasion
This isn't the dog park 4 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
"Halp"
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Why only WW2? Let's expand it 40 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
Today on Top Gear 1969. Richard attempts to make a neat little video for the directors of his breasts. James travels and the music doesn't have to buy him another drink in a while. And I burn an entire body to the ground with a bunch of weird babies.
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Bring back 2012 memes 5 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
My predictive text seems to think there is a party in my boobs, and so far it has invited Jack Sparrow, Spiderman, and all of Funsubstance
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April Fools Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 86 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
Today is April Fools Day. Believe me when I say that I'm breastfeeding and you are mostly welcome to join, and trust no one.
Mostly welcome...Part of me is hesitant though lol
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Mostly welcome...Part of me is hesitant though lol
Canadian Lynx 6 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
My cat, Drax, sticks his leg so far up and back that it sometimes gets stuck behind his head and he has to do this funny backwards roll to get it unstuck
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Wholesome 1000 2 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
And I'm gonna go the other way and say maybe they should kiss...Just to break the tension
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Yeah, they are shoes 12 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
I'm hoping for a good sole to toe ratio...But if I had to choose one I'd say long soles
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Predictive Text Tale of Captain Jack Sparrow 68 comments
Predictive Text Tale of Captain Jack Sparrow 68 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow and the other day he was in a zoom meeting with his wife and Spiderman and he would suckle at my breasts for a few seconds to make his own opinion clear and I think it went well
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Yeah, they are shoes 12 comments
Charming 6 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
Yes it is...The Garden of Earthly Delights.
I'm looking at it again, and it appears to be a guy sticking flowers up another guys butt lol Earthly Delights indeed. Such weirdness. It makes me think of Dali mixed with Monty Python lol I'm going to have to buy another print
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I'm looking at it again, and it appears to be a guy sticking flowers up another guys butt lol Earthly Delights indeed. Such weirdness. It makes me think of Dali mixed with Monty Python lol I'm going to have to buy another print
Charming 6 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
I misread that too..twice lol
When I first started dating my husband he had this very busy poster with a bunch of weird sh*t in it...It was something about heaven, Earth, and hell. I was really studying it one day, and right there, in the middle of the Earth section, was a guy bent over with flowers stuck up his butt.
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When I first started dating my husband he had this very busy poster with a bunch of weird sh*t in it...It was something about heaven, Earth, and hell. I was really studying it one day, and right there, in the middle of the Earth section, was a guy bent over with flowers stuck up his butt.
This brings back severe nostalgia 11 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
I do lol I have Netflix and a case full of Dvd's...Takes up less space if they're not in the dvd cases
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No like feet 26 comments
No like feet 26 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
I like feet...Women's feet. Not all women's feet, but there are definitely some where I'm like "Damn, those are cute" haha Feet and toes can be quite erogenous
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Which option would you guys pick? 8 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
Spectrophilia? Meh, whatever floats your boat. Spectro-Pedophilia? Still creepy imo
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Now it's personal 9 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
She also claims that the decreasing fertility rate in men means that by 2045 most men won't be able to produce viable sperm x_x
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When a mischievous girl teases 4 comments
*Nostalgia go brrr 1 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
I'm 31 and I still laugh at the faces I see in cars. A friend of mine has a car with a particularly funny face
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Annoying 6 comments
Annoying 6 comments
I challenge your predictive texts to come up with something better 64 comments
klymaxx
· 3 years ago
When I was tripping on acid, I was dripping on the bottom of the ocean and the Spiderman of my dreams came from a beautiful puzzle.
Sounds somewhat accurate to me
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Sounds somewhat accurate to me
