Wrong

Yesss omg that's what my mom said

Sleep?

I don't honestly know about the last part, but i agree with the first. All of my catholic friends (I'm catholic) are getting worked up about it, but my mom just says, "theyve been doing it for years!!!"

I bought my ipod 6 with my own money. It only took me 3 months to get enough. Seriously some kids parents, just buy them them

"I don't even really like Doritos"
WHATT?!?

My brother was babysitting my younger siblings, and he saw it in Netflix, and was like, "why is this rates pg-14??" So he turned it on for my 4, and 3 year old sisters. Then realized why it was rated that. And now he loves it and watches whenever he comes home.

It didnt

Forget 6 year old heaven, try 15 year old heaven

Nash Grier isn't that bad

Omg I'm finally getting to know this guy I like, and someone thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend. He literally said we would be perfect for eachother. But sadly I don't think boy likes me.

"He robs the bank with help from his little 'quilted' monsters". I believe the term would be knitted, not quilted

Oh my grandma told me this except with the Eagles

DJ goin to hell

First a and then once I'm ok definitely b

Am I the only one that thinks his balloon is amazing? Like have you ever seen a balloon like that in your life??

Ouran Highschool Hostclub!

Funny thing is the last one is completely true!!