But 10/10 for bouncing around the rules

*thinks for a bit*
Not quite as exciting as I expected but whatever

No, my Momma says freckles are fairy kisses.

See? When I try to flirt with death it just fucking avoids me. I'd say I'd kill myself but he CLEARLY doesn't want me.

So you're just an all around Satan? Did you reveal yourself to Germans and get the name or was it a Hitler joke?
I became known as Hitler in a chat group because of a joke XD. Someone invited a few of their friends into the chat while I had my nickname as Hitler and I was stuck with that for the rest of that school year. Is it wrong that I grew fond of it?

My brother told me that's not how it works - my only experience is with joints so he's my go to drug guy.

I agree.

The amount of students graduating would quickly overwhelm the amount of teachers needed.

da da dada dun

I thought that was lettuce XD
Question. Are there other satans? Is there an american_satan? Or is german_satan just referencing your hometown?

*leans forward*

Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge
Pro-tip: Just google a quote such as "but the process to get there is too much work" and you'll get the exact quote which usually leads to transcripts or others talking about it.

The planet between Uranus and Pluto is Neptune...

Not a proper sentence.

How exactly could this even be taken out of context? Just saying "Outside of context" does nothing. You have to explain how it's taken out of context.

*smiles so my mother doesn't feel bad*