kurama_otsutsuki
Someone who hates humans, however, still unwillingly craves their attention
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Love comes when you less expect it 22 comments
kurama_otsutsuki
· 7 years ago
Sounds like she just wants someone to cook for her until she settles at which point she will actively avoid you.
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Think about it 11 comments
kurama_otsutsuki
· 7 years ago
Lived behind one and never heard them be called. We lived in the middle of a small city but still.
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My friend sends me random shit 17.0 2 comments
kurama_otsutsuki
· 7 years ago
Ah yes, because anyone who likes to speak of a subject they are fond of need a good name to insult them that will inevitably turn into a compliment.
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My cool teacher 11 comments
kurama_otsutsuki
· 7 years ago
If I was a teacher I'd totally be playing matchmaker in the background. It would not be until decades after the couples I've created get married that they'll realize that it was all part of my version of a game of Sims.
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So fu*king true 45 comments
Respect 22 comments
kurama_otsutsuki
· 7 years ago
They are dead bodies. Should I go pay respect to the ground? There is nothing special about a dead body. I see no reason to stop or pay respects. Dead people can't care about what people think.
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Recognizable in any form 11 comments
kurama_otsutsuki
· 7 years ago
They are literally the same with the exception of size and minor wing construction.
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England's greatest gift to the world! 15 comments
kurama_otsutsuki
· 7 years ago
There should be a movie about Australia. Like 10 chicks from around the globe meet and have to live in modern Australian life. I would watch that shit. It has to be all chicks otherwise it would turn into a reality tv show.
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From ninja warrior, to wise teacher 15 comments
kurama_otsutsuki
· 7 years ago
She looks like that blind bitch from that Deadpool movie - no the good one.
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A student in 3rd grade class 5 comments
kurama_otsutsuki
· 7 years ago
Yup. But never forget that perspective means nothing when compared with the facts. You may be the center of what you can see but you are not even close to what is truly the center.
Percocets molly percocets 10 comments
kurama_otsutsuki
· 7 years ago
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU'RE RIGHT. MURICA WAS A PART OF THE FANCY-TONGUE SO IT WOULD TECHNICALLY BE A CIVIL WAR.
Wait, is there a fucking God?
I just searched it and Tu Er Shen is the Chinese god of love between homosexuals. King Zhou isn't a god per se but he is titled as the God of Sodomy. Eleni is the Greek god of cunnilingus.
The internet is fun.
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Wait, is there a fucking God?
I just searched it and Tu Er Shen is the Chinese god of love between homosexuals. King Zhou isn't a god per se but he is titled as the God of Sodomy. Eleni is the Greek god of cunnilingus.
The internet is fun.
A student in 3rd grade class 5 comments
kurama_otsutsuki
· 7 years ago
Well, perspective matters I guess. If he weren't then he wouldn't be around to know or care about anything. Something that makes everything else significant must be even more significant.
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Smh 16 comments
kurama_otsutsuki
· 7 years ago
Ah. yes. If it's not Yahweh then it must be Lucifer because things that you don't understand must be evil.
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What do I do with this information 9 comments
Ya'll better know what this is 10 comments
Come back, master 3 comments
Yes they do 9 comments
kurama_otsutsuki
· 7 years ago
Me: "Eat this."
Them: "But I'm no-"
Me: "WE CAN'T JUST NOT FINISH THE DAMN BOWL!"
Them: "But I'm no-"
Me: "WE CAN'T JUST NOT FINISH THE DAMN BOWL!"
Forgiveness 10 comments
kurama_otsutsuki
· 7 years ago
Is there a word for when you hyper ventilate while laughing and ending with a "ppffftttt"?
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