I love stuff like this.

Aladdin taught me that good teenagers take off their clothes.

I'm literally listening to his song rn XD

I'll take $500 for "Shit that never happened"
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@silvermyth

It took me so long to realize that saying "God damn it!" was literally an old saying where you asked Yahweh to damn someone to an eternity of pain. Fucking brutal.

I am actually shocked that it is already July.

Just because there are worse criminals doesn't mean we shouldn't deal with the lesser ones...

Deadpool just being an in general cool guy. He's like the opposite of a vegan.

I'm tied between my anti-theism and hilarity of this. 10/10 for creativity.

Unfortunately, people actually think like this.

Bimbetter cluterrybatch

More realistic than soccer (football, whatever)

That was fucking amazing XD

Well, men typical become more valuable while women decrease in value. Around the age of thirty-five a woman's looks begin to depreciate and their work tends to go down due to dealing with kids while men continue to get better jobs and annual income will increase until it peaks in their forties to fifties.
That's why getting a woman for her looks is a bad thing. Her looks will go away and she'll worry about you dropping her so she'll kill you - taking all the money.

"The Gay Agenda"
That made this amazing post even more so.