Actually they have to slaughter baby cows to get the rennet in their 4th stomach, which is what curdles the milk and creates cheese curds.

The first one varies as to where the american is from.
The farther north you go, the meaner and colder the people get. Like the weather.

Attaboy.

Oh noo D: poor bird ;-;

Because there is a rock post above this post, I thought I'd mention that in 5th grade I thought a hypocrite was a type of rock.

The most beautiful of nopes.

I love how popular vape cigarettes have got that you need to say "smoke" cigarette. Like what happened to house phones and cell phones, house phones used to just be called phones until cell phones got popular.

They actually say "вы, ребята, чертовски легковерный" which means the same thing

They're made from censorship.

Fair trade.

Am I the only one who thought the diagram looked like Pepe?

If you ever make another one of these, sew it inside out except for a little bit somewhere along the seam, turn it rightside-in, stuff it, then sew the hole. That way, the stitches aren't visable and you get a much cleaner product. :3

STDs. Gotta catch 'em all.

*accidentally saws lake in half*