Leggedsnail

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Your friendly neighborhood scientist.

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She'd be the one 56 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
*raises hand*
I'd take this over a diamond ring any day.
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Make it worth it 13 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
Just started the first chapter, it seems a little dull. The main character of my edition (after all, everyone has a different one) spends all day on the internet and is identical to the previous book.
0/10 wouldn't recommend. Slow plot if there even is one.
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Day 51 of your daily dose of cute: I had no clue candy could be so cute 12 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
and then you devour them mercilessly and without second thoughts. ~<3
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Who? 10 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
Oh, you must mean Butterbly Crumbleblitch.
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So many little airplanes 3 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
And here we see the mother airplane, beneath which many tiny plane-lings can be seen being escorted in their protective air pockets in the journey through the upper atmosphere. Someday, when they're bigger, they'll outgrow their bubbles and take on new heights, allowing people to board them for tremendous fees and serving inadequate snacks.
Aren't the adorable?
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I mean... Really 9 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
ok Gandalf, whatever you say.
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He needs a name. I'm thinking Hat-hog 10 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
Jawn goes on another unexpected journey.
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I'll be getting myself one of these 1 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
I am a licensed grower if these rare species, and they are perfect. My orchard is getting along nicely, and I've got some of the more exotic breeds like Russian Blue Pine and Scottish Fold Sycamore. They should be ready for harvest this spring, feel free to pick some up!
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I mean... Really 9 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
No, "purgatory possibly" has a better ring to it.
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Day 44 of your daily dose of cute: The hog of hedge 4 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
Awww, look at little Jawn in his santa hat!
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Rate my gf 6 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
Below this post was an ad for mathlete t-shirts (wtf is my roommate looking up on my tablet?) and I thought it was part of the post.
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Animal facts 15 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
In another news, the society for picking up rocks would like to remind people that the pebbles near sticks are often venomous and shouldn't be held. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, go right ahead and pick up that rock! Maybe throw it at a non-existent hawk, or perhaps the trickier target of a sparrow. This is, of course, an exercise in futility, as one cannot attack what isn't there.
And now a word from our sponsers.
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Simplicity vs. Extravagance 5 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
Sure saves electricity.
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So many details 13 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
Greetings fellow. I have been wandering for weeks here, my last memory of the outside world is getting in an elevator with them, next thing I knew I was tangled in a forest with curious locals staring quizzically at me. I've been with them ever since and no newcomers have arrived, leading me to believe there are multiple colonies. Food is plentiful but we want to send it to other village's until help comes.
Don't worry. You aren't alone. But hey, decent WiFi signal.
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geeks' stuff 66 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
Old Oak Door- Nightvale fandom.
What I unfortunately got for christmas 1 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
Me too, kitty. Me too.
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I decided to give it a try 133 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
"the sounds resembled gunshots, or explosions."
...this doesn't bode well...
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I hid it because I felt it was right. Period. 8 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
This is indeed accurate.
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Engineers will relate 1 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
924-8000.
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Real Swag 1 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
That poor little snake.
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It's Only An Onion 6 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
I tried, but I couldn't. As I strared down at the glossy purple skin of my onion, I knew, I knew I would never do this without tears. Nameless as he was, we'd been through so much together. A narrowly avoided accident on the way home from the store. An adventurer of escapades, as my dog ran out of the door while I carried the produce bag into the house, and I took off running after him. So as I looked at my onion, water brimming in my eyes and vision going blurry, I took a breath, and...I chopped. A single tear fell on the cutting board, next to the decapitated head of my companion., and I whispered a single goodbye. "I only need two cups, finely cut."
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Giant sphere of wood 1 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
The nightvale woodcutting association would like to remind everyone that the giant sphere of branches is not a miraculous deity descended from heavens, and add that you should stop worshipping it between the hours of one am and five am.
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Some men just want to watch the world burn 2 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
They actually want to watch the world from a 45 degree angle.
Poncho the friendly crocodile 13 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
Old age, probably.
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Poor choice in carpet for steps 8 comments
leggedsnail · 9 years ago
"ooh, nice carpet!"
...
THUD ow ow ow ow ow ow
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