pretty sure the analogy is not about Africa, but about the Americas. The only place where Europeans actually killed/kicked out/forcibly relocated native populations by the millions was in North America. On the other hand, I don't think Europeans were as "cute" as this guy/girl

'Cos "Sean" is of Irish origin, and "Dean" is of Greek origin. Try Saoirse, Siobhan, Cathal, Aoife if you find "Sean" silly.

Never heard Colonel read out as Coh-Loh-Nelle, but rather "kernel". Anywho, I'm sure 'Murica still thinks it invented the rank of Lieutenant...

cookie though, even

She could just be born blind and therefore never used a blindfold... I always look at the blindfolded justice as "about to be shot by a firing squad"... which is pretty much on point.

oh the irony of it all. In European and North American cultures, that hand gesture means "fine", "ok", or "just right". In most of South America it actually means "butthole" or "taking it up the ass". Never, ever do this gesture in Brazil. It would literally mean "go take it up the ass".

They are Croatian cellists. Their names are Stepjan Hauser and Luka Sulic and they've been doing some serious badassery for a while now. Check out their "Pula Arena" series of videos on Youtube where they cover AC/DC, NIN, Guns'n'Roses, Michael Jackson, Coldplay and a whole bunch of others in front of a live audience. Their Smooth Criminal cover is balls, and is mostly what put 'em on the map.

that's Michael Jackson for the uninitiated

She is, and don't be rude. I know it's pretty meta to make fun of your own mental shortcomings, but most people, yes most, don't care about your linguistically-challenged attitude. Go vote Trump and "make 'Murica great again", bro.

Whacko Jacko - Smooth Criminal