This reminds me of this absolute cunt of a guy who, born into a filthy rich industrialist family, used to tell people (as a statement of "wisdom") that minimum wage should be abolished because "people can live off it, so they won't put any effort into doing a good job". Where I live, the minimum wage is just a little over $500 (monthly, 40h/week). Try living off $500 in western Europe, paying rent, buying food, utilities and some form of public transportation.
The word "motherfucker" comes to mind.

We are a speck of dust in this universe, and if mankind were to exploit (yes, exploit) the resources of this universe we wouldn't, ever, make a dent... We should be syphoning stars, mining planets and throwing chunks of space ice into our atmosphere to restore our precious habitat... ;)

Moonbase Alpha, partyin' like it's 1999

Mine talks to me when I'm in the bathroom taking care of business...
"No, mom, not now. I'm showering/whizzing/taking a dump, I'll talk to you when I'm out of the bathroom, ok?"
and on she goes...

epic tats

that's some alien shit right there...

I would give her a pearl necklace, but she could keep the hat on...

Granny would totally relate, she probably lived the cold war era and was told to duck and cover often...

"Daddy wants a Savannah cat too, son..."

"you scratch my back..."

Coral

After reading it was a gull I thought... "nahh, there's no poop coming out of its arse"

What's an Ozzy?

Shannara Chronicles to me

Marvel fanbois at it again! :D