Actually the above marsupial is a wallaby, the child form of a kangaroo, a kangaroo is a 2 meter tall incarnation of muscle and can straight up punch you out of existence. I should know, I’m Australian

Hello! How’re you going?

Who’s a good dog?

How did they get that bear?

Floofy as h*ck

Schrödinger’s party hat

The motto of the procrastinator, or me. Potato Potato

As soon as you heard the words “under pressure” and “ice ice baby” you immediately started singing them in your head. Don’t lie to me.

Petition to make this a global holiday, or at least in most countries

Tru dat though and I’m straight

Was the guy who threw that poor rabbit into a river subsequently killed like the ancient Persians method ‘the boat’

Salt looks like sugar cubes

You too

Daaammmmnnn

Makes sense

She imported the lifeguards? Was it immigration or human trafficking

Do they have Edna krabappeloly or gallipolopoly

I think that side’s becoming overcrowded

DASHING

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy! Yes you are! Yes you are!

Pretty cool though

Ssssssh I clean

You’re not alone man

This is the third consecutive spongebob meme I’ve seen

Make it out of hazelnoots?