It’s actually canonically correct that even the Joker, a homicidal maniac, is scared of the IRS

Is someone going to tell them?

Hello

Don’t you have an apple peeler

Well that’s Sydney, if you go far enough inland you’ll probably see both

Well at least he tried not to hurt your feelings

Can I get a mongoltage

U.S or us

What of every elevator had this and we didn’t know cause no one ever tried?

What about the cat?

What the actual feck, doesn’t the towel get soaked?

I have this exact photo as the authors image on my copy of the H.P. series

The tongue teeth are actually made of a cartilage more similar to fingernails than teeth

Grapes

Imagine that kinetic strike
Edit: also wouldn’t it still be travelling at the same speed, making it the fastest ‘non-self repelled’ (or whatever) space craft in human history?

I am James, God of sandwich

Who?

Some of these people are idiots, you guys didn’t mention the fires until months after they were over. The bloody fires ended in January/February mate

Dogs tapping as they run towards you from a different room

It’s just Emma Watson carrying a mobile distillery and sandwich press in a bacon dress

What about the Roman citizens, who had to have come from Rome or a colonia

Should the world just take away America’s weapons and then just leave them all to fumble around in global isolation as Canada and Mexico both collectively blockade the USA borders

Fun fact Mount Rushmore is unfinished

Maybe not a war profiteer, how about a pandemic profiteer. Cause I mean there isn’t a war unless war profiteering is just taking advantage of a crisis or something idk

Consider that maybe children don’t have to trick or treat, that maybe if they’re having fun it doesn’t matter