Would’ve stayed at the McGonagall party

You’ve got an mild itch on your back forever and you can’t reach it

What about the idiots that wear them like glasses on their heads? Same as number 4 I guess

Why does it say “in which battle did Napoleon die” cause he died in his home on St Helena

It’s gonna be porn isn’t it

I cuddled with a toothbrush because I’m a pimp

This year the Easter bunny brought me a basket filled with his head and also a bunch of other things that were painted to look like him in a bag

Love Ed Burn

Ag worker: I’ve had an agricultural degree and worked on this farm for 20 years
ARA: I’ve spent twenty minutes on google and your wrong

But... I am... Australian

No

Saunitedstatesofamericage

Gonna guess this is actually in Lichtenstein, not Germany

Why would any Australian do this, we don’t do thanksgiving

Love moments like this

Wait is that actually true. Sounds like Nintendo but idk

How stupid are these idiots. Sure let the operators of concentration camps talk to Australia about immigration centres. When NK and China decide to realise human rights aren’t optional maybe then they can judge other countries.

What the world thinks America is like

I thought it was the US YMCA branch

Can’t upvote a doggo oof

Well now I know Morgan Freeman has a 124 acre Bee Ranch

Dear god what breed is that

“Forget about owning property, you can’t afford it anyways”

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five more minutes to get to you
Four years ago the year old is
Three days later I wanna is a
Two more days to be here for
And a good
In a new one

That sounds like a US problem