Which is ironic...

The sad part is I thought that was right at first...I need sleep

I wonder what the original line was

If they can do all of this why don't they do something with their lives to earn money that they probably could

I would probably just fall and go back to sleep

Or now animal planet

Ketchup actually can prevent cancer, or so I've been told

It's called my future

Oh yes, allergies are the best thing too

It took me the longest time to realize it was a eaten crab rather than a fish with a claw magically grown Onto it

Is it bad that I kinda want to see this happen to my dog, not for the pain, but to laugh at her. I WONT LET IT HAPPEN THOUGH BECAUSE SHE IS MY BABY IT WOULD JUST LOOK FUNNY

That would not end well, seeing as my favorite character goes for all of the ladies and he is quite attractive aka hook

Is this a video and if so what is it called

There was a girl in my class named isis

It looks like the guy is crapping on the street

BOXERS!!!!!! Just like my baby

Band and chorus should count as a foreign language

I had to read the title to notice

But what about hazel eyes? Would it just change

But maybe it was in an otter box or a water resistant bag thing

Good thing they didn't attalck them

BOXERS!!!!