Just think about it 26 comments
lihea
· 9 years ago
2 words: Dat Booty
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Thought someone dropped a bunch of dog food outside the Dollar General... I was wrong 13 comments
lihea
· 9 years ago
Step 1) Get hobo to burn down the place
Step 2) Receive insurance money
Step 3) Start over from scratch, 'cause that shit can't be saved!
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Step 2) Receive insurance money
Step 3) Start over from scratch, 'cause that shit can't be saved!
Eminem ladies and gentlemen 32 comments
lihea
· 9 years ago
You know, we all have our little weird things. I for one hate collections of small holes clustered together, I also hate geometric patterns. They give me the creeps and if I'm around them long enough I get agitated.
So who am I to say the man can't be pissed off by people saying nothing rymes with orange?
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So who am I to say the man can't be pissed off by people saying nothing rymes with orange?
Priorities 18 comments
lihea
· 9 years ago
I say he needs to learn basic psychology. Having sex is a very effective way to relax, and if you are relaxed when studying you absorb the material more easily.
So, in short have sex first THEN study. Do it for your grades!!!!
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So, in short have sex first THEN study. Do it for your grades!!!!
gross 12 comments
lihea
· 9 years ago
Yeah, Ivanka should make sure she's never alone in a room with that man.
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Pirate got da booty 21 comments
lihea
· 9 years ago
I remember one time Freddie one foot and I took the captain of some fancy royal fleet hostage and forced the crew to lay down arms. We told them that if the didn't carry all the valuables over to our ship we'd kill their beloved capt'n. They did it! The idiots! We killed the capt'n afterwards anyway. Just for lolz, haha!
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Pirate got da booty 21 comments
lihea
· 9 years ago
Ah yes, nothing like a day of pillaging and looting to forge friendships that'll last a lifetime.
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Lunch break 17 comments
lihea
· 9 years ago
Or maybe she needed ventilation? It would explain the hiked up skirt AND the spread eagle position....
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Shipping routes around the world 6 comments
Hebridean sheep often grow two sets of horns 15 comments
Lunch break 17 comments
That turned out differently 9 comments
False advertising for Toothless toy 15 comments
Following the first month of a long eared cat 148 comments
lihea
· 9 years ago
It was so cute and small, and I watched it grow in the pictures. I named it Benny. Then they killed and ate it! They ate benny!
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When a cow's face has more faces 13 comments
lihea
· 9 years ago
It's 4 AM. I've been up all night studying for this friggin ridiculous exam and you give me this?? My brain was near liquified before and this was just the last straw. I gotta sleep...
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Pope guy 3 comments
lihea
· 9 years ago
Before I read the title and header I was sure this was a picture of Lady Gaga.
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Think about this when you go swimming next time 16 comments
Dads Will Never Think They're Not Funny 5 comments
In case you didn't know already: The Swedes are crazy 9 comments
lihea
· 9 years ago
Do the crying while mastrubating and rubbing the top of your penis on something happen often enough in your culture that it needs a word?
Or is this more of a case where your culture likes to be precise and prepared just incase such a word is needed?
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Or is this more of a case where your culture likes to be precise and prepared just incase such a word is needed?
