Also there should be a "fast lane" running the entire length of the airport so that families of 10 who like to spread out and and then stop to talk for 5 minutes about where they should go next, are kept separate from those of us who know where we're going and just want to get there without slowing down to guide our hand luggage through a human obstacle course.
End rant.

What kind of reptile is this?

I hate how the media sensationalizes research and comes up with ridiculous headlines just to draw attention.
The ACTUAL research paper is called:
Gluteofemoral body fat as a determinant of metabolic health
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I tried to post a link to the article but I can't... :'(
Give it a google, though.

Americans: Please tell me why "Damn" is impolite, but "Dang" which has the same use and meaning is not impolite?

Vampires confirmed.

Look, I know the photographer is trying to be clever and work with angles, but I know a unicorn when I see one.

The pampas cat looks fed up with everybody's shhii

I translated it into Latin an back:
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Who is the world to me immediately roll carrots
It is not the sharpest tool in the shed so that they
His look was as the finger of a kind of brute, and his thumb, which was with the
Over the heads of the animals, "the" in front of him
As soon as he came and did not stop the flows is come, and the years of well,
Rules will hit the ground running
Since the sense of the life He is, it is not no fun
Brain pain, but he accepts the change on yourself
Only do so much to see
So what's the ways of the evil on the rear of the taking?
I never knew, if they do not
I never shine if you do not glow
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Ah, now you are in all things, the star, get out of your sport, to go to play!
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*Edit because I forgot to translate the start of the chorus, arguably the most important part!!

Just imagine going on vacation and having to lug a suitcase up and down these stairs....

Uhm, so you catch an intelligent creature and then force it to work while not paying it and pocketing the profits yourself?
This reminds of something.... Can't quite put my finger on it though...

I strive to one day be as happy as this man with his giant onion.

What about the 4th type who were so convinced they had the answer and tried to help you, but their help only made things So. Much. Worse

I don't claim to be an expert on morality, but I do know that any one who wakes up thet duckling will go to the worst lvl of hell.

I think to show something heroic and positive a member of a minority group that has very negative stereotypes has done, is great. It is scientifically the best way to combat negative stereotypes (I study psy).
It seems callous to call him an ex-con, and sure, they should use his name as well, but studies have proven time and time again that the best way for people to overcome prejudice is to see multiple members of the negatively viewed minority doing positive things. For this to work you still need to name the negatively viewed minority they are a part of if it is not obvious by looking at them.

The true stuff of nightmares...

benesidt cumnernYCH
bendict ch bsernaych
bendeicy cumnernarch
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Three tries and each one more horrific then the one before. Although I did manage to hit caps lock on the first somehow, so perhaps that's the worst 1?

The avengers?

Including the villains

Sometimes it feels like the universe itself is a weird dnd campaign and some players are just trying to test their limits, and the DM is very forgiving...

Grey apple and ginger juice?
I think I may have gone bad and someone needs to throw me out...

Oui, oui, mi gusta le croissant!