Lucifer

lucifer


Ever known an angel that was taking Satan's advice?

— Lucifer Report User
Jono and Ben 11 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Lol
Cookie dough 11 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Did anybody say cookies?
Jono and Ben 11 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Why you laughing so much? Breathe!
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The Unexpected John Cena for real this time 5 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
I love John Cena
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What the f**k 11 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
That's a pretty high up position there, pal. You'd have to rape a couple of babies and maybe I'd consider it.
Just saying 21 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
I look at him as 50% rapper, 50% singer. He's not the best at both cus they're 50%.
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What the f**k 11 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
If you pull it off you get a trophy of a naked grandma. It glows in the dark.
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I know some of you laughed 4 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Ha. Joke's on you, pal. It has been years.
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Car compiles a "report card" for teen drivers that can be viewed by the parents 9 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
They should put how often these rookies be honking
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If only 9 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Oranges basically peel themselves.. Lazy ass nigguhsss
Deadpool getting it all right 25 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Wait, people are bitching about this? It's a damn comic book movie. What. The. Hell.
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Satisfied Seal, hits you right in the soul 10 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Fuck yeah
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Left handed gloves only 4 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
I thought the picture was gonna be about the hand looking like it's bout to give the handjob of the year.
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Please boop my snoot 7 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
This is the rare spiderdog, it's slowly mutating new eyes and already has 8 legs. If seen pls contact poison control.
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what's white and ten inches? nothing 11 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
I don't wipe.
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Aliens should come over for 'netflix and chill' 6 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Even nasa is a fuckboy.
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Don't we all 8 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Not the same. Doesn't feel the same.. It's.. It's just not the same :'(
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Jon snow's how to evade cops 9 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
But it was all over the internet o: plus you should be caught up by now my g!
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Jon snow's how to evade cops 9 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Isn't it old news by now?
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Probably not a true story anyway. But interesting 10 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
Nigga if someone complained bout my tip I'd take my 5 bucks back and make it rain on his mom while she strips for me. Ungrateful lil shit.
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I agree 36 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
My name aye jeff
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Pretty accurate depiction of society 13 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
This is so powerful.. Think about our planet itself.. Some people are suffering first, but all will suffer in the end if we don't take care of it.
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Probably the most unfortunate name 4 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
I'm just here looking at that signature.. My shit looks like a 1 year old learning to write.
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Kids these days have it easy 20 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
The guy in the right jumped from another universe. Dafuq
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Tumblr Gold 2 comments
lucifer · 7 years ago
LOL I'm in the room by myself reading this post and I burst out laughing and all my imaginary friends looking at me weird
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