Lydia~

lydia


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Long strained Eagle 3 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
...5pm.
I don't even work night shift, I'm just naturally nocturnal.
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Willys Medicate 14 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Asda TalkToSomeRandomGuyOnThePhone
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Furtive cumbersome Red deer 4 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Honestly, yeah.
After probably 30 or so minutes in, I said to my girlfriend "Oh my god I love him", because he seemed so charmingly stupid.
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Little did I know how that bastard would end up...
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My predictive text games bring all the subbers to the yard 25 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
UwU
I got a capital letter when getting tagged, I feel special
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My predictive text games bring all the subbers to the yard 25 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
My milkshake brings all the people who have PTSD to the pharmacy,
and they're like "It's better than Megalovania"
You're damn right, it's better than the Grimm beheading the prime minister.
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
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I...disagree. I'd love to see a Grimm destroy that daft cunt. Especially a Nevermore.
But hey, PTSD meds (assuming that's why we'd all be at the pharmacy) are much more useful to me than Megalovania.
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Furtive cumbersome Red deer 4 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
I just finished portal 2 the other day, and this line made me laugh
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Can't wait to be a mancubus 2 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Well it's not like I was going to heaven anyway
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I sense a Pyramid scheme 1 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
I just had the realisation that my town is probably dead in New Leaf.
I bet there's weeds everywhere and my favourite villagers have moved out :<
Francine, Maple, Cherry, Whitney,,,
I need to boot up the game sometime...
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I wanted to share my cat. That is all 19 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
That's a nice cat :3
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So is it another word for incel or....? 6 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
I don't think it's always for a girl, I've seen ppl simp for guys too
@adam44 gives off C1# vibes 24 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Oof, I have Vasovagal Syncope so I also faint semi often lmao.
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I *try* to do it elegantly, but usually end up crashing to the ground, haha
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@adam44 gives off C1# vibes 24 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Damn, I need to work on my vibe then, haha.
I get D5% from you. Slightly chaotic, but somewhat graceful :3
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@adam44 gives off C1# vibes 24 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
@timebender25
I'll do you if you do me
(Oh god I need to work on my phrasing)
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*slurping noises* 8 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
As someone with both, I'm conflicted.
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Oh yikes. 45 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot and full of dysphoria.
Ah. Yeahhhhh. A little too hard hitting, I'm gonna try it again.
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This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot and full of furry porn.
GOD. DAMN. IT.
...IT'S ALSO NOT WRONG.
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Gentlemen I’m going in 4 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
totally goals tho
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i actually have a toga cosplay in my closet, with the mask. i just need the neckpiece rn and then it'll be pretty much perfect.
oh, and i'll need to get fit. that too.
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Hercynite looks like it could power a space craft indefinitely 1 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
that's totally a Trapezium Xenorhast
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One spoon of wasps 3 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
I've never wanted to scream in disgust at a comment more than right now
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Improvising 2 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
I'm upset that I can't get one honestly.
...I wanna dress one up in cute clothes.
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I guess I could just buy a normal sized one and dress it up in a maid costume...
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Accurate I have an FN 5.7 and this is true AF 9 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
A bayonet, or some kind of gunblade?
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Accurate I have an FN 5.7 and this is true AF 9 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Just get a big knife bc unlike bullets, it's reusable
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yes 5 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Ohhhhh
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I have no idea what that is from looking it up, but I'm satisfied that i'm no longer missing out on this.
Thamks
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Predictive Resolutions for the Truly Bored 39 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
My new year's resolution is the best thing to do if you want to be seen, it is the only reason I'm still in bed.
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So it's to be more open? more social?
But I'm not gonna do it, and instead stay in bed.
Sounds about right.
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yes 5 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
I...have no idea what this is...
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I murder for you, weak one 2 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
My cats somehow found their way into someone's house over Christmas, and stole some meats that were defrosting.
They hid it all under my mom's bed. She's vegan.
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