Lydia~

lydia


— Lydia~ Report User
I challenge your predictive texts to come up with something better 64 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
When I was tripping on acid, you turned into my water bottle.
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Uh. Slurp?
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#1 victory royal 2 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
They're the same person, so I see no downsides.
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Where’s all my warframe fans at 1 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
I fuckin love Warframe, especially the newer updates.
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Pigeons Staying Warm By The Eternal Flame 11 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Well...they won't be cold for the rest of their life if you do push one...
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Pigeons Staying Warm By The Eternal Flame 11 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
P..push one in...
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Very very big 3 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Oh, I remember the original~
My gf sent me a link and we were both staring at it in disbelief lmaooo
· Edited 3 years ago
I-it never fooled me, B-baka! 2 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
My younger brother revealed to me that he knows of Astolfo, and I'm not sure how to feel about that...
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I used to be an adventurer like you (Predictive Text game) 59 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
@riyriamistborn haha, thats fair. As soon as I got Lydia, I killed her bc it would be awkward for us both to have the same name.
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The pain 3 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
*3rd party pirating site + adblock*
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Meme site tier list: S - 9 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Its true, I nearly got attacked by a hobo on drugs there once.
I used to be an adventurer like you (Predictive Text game) 59 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Got a new phone, so my predictive text will probably be less weird.
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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was never really needed.
WELL THATS A LITTLE DEPRESSING.
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The pain 3 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
*adblock*
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RE: You’re invited 6 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Yeah. I have a lot of anger towards them, but most of my family is still in, so it's a little difficult. Thank fuck I never got baptised, I don't think I would be able to cope with being disfellowshipped and fully shunned.
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I have a good few friends, all who have a hate for religion in general, and who I can be my true self around, instead of having to put on the facade I had to before I left.
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I wish you the same!
RE: You’re invited 6 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Oh my god, another Ex-JW!!! I never expected to find anyone else here!?
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Fuck them, and their stupid cult!
Apparently if you have long hair you are now a petting zoo 7 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Oh, that was one of the few times someone actually *asked*, and they were literally reaching out to touch while saying that.
Usually I step away and glare when someone tries to touch without permission.
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This is one thing that makes me kinda grateful for the pandemic honestly.
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Apparently if you have long hair you are now a petting zoo 7 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
"Are those (curls) real?"
"Yes"
"Can I touch them?"
"If you do, I will stab you"
"You could've just said no."
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That wasn't the first time I threatened someone when they tried to touch my hair, nor was it the last.
Some people don't fucking know what personal space is.
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Consent is important when touching.
Only people I know well can pet me, and even then they have to ask (unless we're super intimate)
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The last one always takes forever to crack 3 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
I once used a rock to crack a mostly-closed one, and it dented my IKEA desk.
I have a pistachio shaped hole there now, it's hella annoying.
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Steve go brrr 5 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Hah, yeah...
My stepfather was much worse tho, but I guess his name was a variant of Steve, according to this post.
Steve go brrr 5 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
My bio father is called Steve and he's a criminal.
Also he abandoned me.
And did drugs.
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I'm sure most Steves are better...
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Every. Single. Time 4 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
*insert bisexual villain trope*
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*insert evil laugh*
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I present to you, the opposite of the White Knight: The dark knight. Dude came to the 2 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend! As long as you have enough Rupees!
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Little kitty likes head scratches 4 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Babey
Goodbye Wizard The Cat. You were a good boy and had a good run at 17 years 1 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
God, seeing animals at the end of their lives is so much sadder to me than seeing a human at that point,,,
This post especially got me :<
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May Wizard rest in peace.
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Rabbits make decent librarians 1 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
Aww, I used to have a bunny that had those colours. His name was mustard, he was *my* boi.
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The Predictive Text Is A Lie 60 comments
lydia · 3 years ago
There's no sense crying over and over,
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of said medication,
And the turrets gets done,
And you make a neat finish
for the people
Who are still at the bottom.
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