Oh god I looked it up
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I don't recommend doing that.

That's like, straight but in the queerest way

As an ambidextrous person;
HAHAHAHA

Ah, dream stans, the worst part of twitter.

so smooth and pithless

I had to do a double take on that first image, bc it kinda looks like batman is... uh, yeah.

Yikes. I looked up the original account, and to no surprise it's a troll/bait account that has since been suspended.

Despite also being a bisexual, I'd probably sleep on the floor, honestly. Even as a kid, having someone sleeping next to me would often make me uncomfortable.
...idk why, maybe better ventilation would help, but I hate other people's warm breathing.

My mom actually sat down and wanted to talk about how I complain that nothing i do ends up being as good as I want it to be a while back. She told me that things don't need to be perfect, and I should start thinking of it as "good enough", rather than as something that's flawed.

I fucked my knee up for a week by working out too much, and I'm only just able to do my squats again.
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...I'm still a teenager! For like a week, but still!

Hmmm...assuming it would be me, and not just some random other Lydia...
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Wait, would that be selfcest or masturbation?

Honestly, it just hurts so deeply. I cried pretty much every time it happened LMAO

Hmmm...either Genshin Impact or Warframe (I was playing both at the same time, one was on my phone).
In Genshin, if I was granted a Vision, I could probably survive for a while.
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In Warframe? Probably noottt. Assuming I don't have void abilities, I'd be kinda fucked.

...no. I find it hard to not think of my abuser every day, and I'd rather like to give that up.

I mostly fucked up my ankles with one of those as a kid.

Hah, unlike all of you, I have some self respect! I don't have a waifu!
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...okay fine, blonde.

Shoot him again just to be sure.

My mom legit dragged me out of bed and poured water on me one time.

...money can buy swords toooo, and things that are sharp and shiny make me happy :>