My christmas list is still nonexistent, bc my mom never let us celebrate it, and I feel bad asking people for things nowadays lmao

That just makes them taste all the more sweet, the knowledge of knowing those fucks died inside~

I have #1, but if I concentrate on one detail too much, it fades, but comes back if I focus on something else.

...not to be horny on main, but I'd bottom for Astolfo every day of the week

I'm already bisexual tho

I love my thighs highs *and* women.

I've never played, but I'd probably choose the thimble or shoe

I saw a conspiracy post about how the deaths at Travis Scott's concert thing were actually a ritual sacrifice, and it led me down a fuckin rabbit hole about how "depression is a tool used by interdimensional beings to harvest our soul power", and that all atheists are part of a demonic cult known as "Legion".
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Also it mentioned a few things I'd experienced, (shadow figures, unexplainable, terrifying loud sounds outside, and fucked up dreams), which was fuckin wild lmao

I dip my fries in your cock
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NO. WHAT THE FUCK, AUTOCORRECT!??!
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pls I swear I'm not as lewd as my phone thinks I am...that's just fucked up...

Turtle-e...bulldog clips on a heart???

7, all the time.

he seems pretty chill honestly...
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...wait, is that his schlong!?

#1 is the only correct one

I wonder if he'd look more human with eyebrows??

I put a spell on you and now you can go ahead and put it in my-
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Woah woah hey, I'm stopping it right there...