Shits on fire yo 6 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Currently
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Oh no, not Florida Man 5 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Of course it’s a Florida man
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What are you? 1 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
I’m a European mut.
Tell us your most useless piece of advice 26 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Not useless, but, brush and floss your teeth every day.
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We miss you 2 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Jack was such a good movie.
My new Roomba ran over my dog’s shit and proceeded to “clean” the rest of my house 10 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Y’all have never had a dog before..
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Gross pay vs net pay 2 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
True
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Wait a Mainet 4 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
I’m gonna be the Maine event
How about that ? 11 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Cause I honestly thought those were legit incorrect guesses..
How about that ? 11 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
“Well damn Jackie! I can’t control the weather!” -Kelso
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Beautiful revenge 7 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
He banks with Bank of America...obviously not a bright men.
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Daily Dose of Doggo #10 - Croc Dog 3 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Wishbone? Is that you?
Wales 6 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Waves* ;)
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Fair f**king point! 15 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Right? Nobody can laugh at themselves or take a joke
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Sadly, my Chonk has passed 9 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Gus Gus!
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We are about to meet in a few hours, I need some tips badly 3 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Just be calm..keep tissues in your pockets in case your hands get sweaty. Ask her what her interests in and try to relate to some of her interests so you can have something to talk about. Compliment her, but not too much..don’t wanna come off weird. And most importantly, smile :) Have fun!
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I know you like it 12 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
This makes me hate that cameras are so accessible
Mountian mama 4 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Mountain Mama!
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What have you learned de hard way ?? 36 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Preach!
What have you learned de hard way ?? 36 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
That’s deep.
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What have you learned de hard way ?? 36 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Not even if they’re 20 yrs old
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What have you learned de hard way ?? 36 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Don’t purchase alcohol for minors
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Calling people by their school lunch numbers 28 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Expose her!
Gorgeous 14 year old kitty 4 comments
malwhitaker · 4 years ago
Precious
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