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Today my friend ate a fortune cookie 2 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

Vegas!?

Oh dog what have you done ah! 5 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

He’s so adorable!!!

Give me your best 78 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

The ability to transport to anywhere in the world with just a snap of the fingers.

Her brother OneTwoBuckleMyShoe was also very upset 18 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

My cousins last name is Loser, pronounced Lo-zure, and he got so much grief from classmates.

Not the usual adjective+noun insult 21 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

I see his point...

Just adopted this little dork :) 4 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

What a good boy!

This unlocked memories I didn't even know I had 4 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

The first YouTube video I ever saw was Avril Lavigne’s song “Girlfriend” done in Spanish.

OOOOKIII 15 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

Vom

Wait a minute 3 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

Lol

Keto for 15 months. From 220 to 158 (size 18 to size 11). Now I'm just working out 5 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

Well done!!

Shits on fire yo 6 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

Currently

Oh no, not Florida Man 5 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

Of course it’s a Florida man

What are you? 1 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

I’m a European mut.

Tell us your most useless piece of advice 26 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

Not useless, but, brush and floss your teeth every day.

We miss you 2 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

Jack was such a good movie.

My new Roomba ran over my dog’s shit and proceeded to “clean” the rest of my house 10 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

Y’all have never had a dog before..

Gross pay vs net pay 2 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

True

Wait a Mainet 4 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

I’m gonna be the Maine event

How about that ? 11 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

Cause I honestly thought those were legit incorrect guesses..

How about that ? 11 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

“Well damn Jackie! I can’t control the weather!” -Kelso

Beautiful revenge 7 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

He banks with Bank of America...obviously not a bright men.

Daily Dose of Doggo #10 - Croc Dog 3 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

Wishbone? Is that you?

Wales 6 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

Waves* ;)

Fair f**king point! 15 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

Right? Nobody can laugh at themselves or take a joke

Sadly, my Chonk has passed 9 comments

malwhitaker · 4 years ago

Gus Gus!