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USA 34 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
Also a map of the world showing the countries that have been to the moon
If Mars still had water 20 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
is that island the big volcano?
"who knew a whale would be so heavy? We gotta get him back to SeaWorld" 12 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
got lost, swam upstream, floodwater lifted it onto the riverbank then left it there.
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Worth a try 8 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
This is actually one of my favorite things about zero tolerance fundamentalists. If you have already been doomed then there is no reason to stick with the morality set by that system.
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True story bro 5 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
well there could have been no change and the wish would still have been fulfilled
Say hello to Ben 8 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
all of these qualities could apply to both of them
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Devil needs to go to school 12 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
but they are talking not writing in this scenario
Innovation 8 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
why didn't he just steal it?!
2 types of people 7 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
y'all are weak see me at LoTR
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Now you know 3 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
can we please have a version released without the CGI raptors
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Interesting 10 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
Why would that be a good moment specifically? obviously a good question to ask and its good that the nurse asked it but I don't get why then is a good time in particular?
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Mulan and Belle were like my favorite princesses 16 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
On further reaserch I have learned that he was in fact not a prince
Better than admitting you were wrong am I right 3 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
but that is what science is, you set out to disprove something with an experiment and if you fail that is evidence in favor of the thing. Just like when Einstein debated with Bore in the 40s and 50s to try to disprove uncertainty but only cemented its place as the dominant theory in physics.
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Sounds ideal 13 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
your kids are not asleep, they are jumping up and down on the couch chanting santa
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Super strong staircase 8 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
I was all impressed until I noticed the perspective problem
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She's weird 9 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
marry her
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Best ship 12 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
also they are both balls to the walls crazy
Super human runner 15 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
in australia at the time the ecological niche of apex predator was filled by some fucking terrifying shit.
Mulan and Belle were like my favorite princesses 16 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
she was a princess after marrying into the royal family
No sleep till Brooklyn 2 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
you were talking in your sleep
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Lol colon 7 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
the east coast natives we not nomadic, the land was mostly empty because they had just suffered a 90% die off due to plague.
Lol colon 7 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
goodness it took a while for someone to make this joke
The end of terrorism is near 1 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
at first i was confused, then I was offended, then I realized you were calling them sheep fuckers
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Is it? 5 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
well played.
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Shot 10 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
this made my day
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