MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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When you're home alone. Farting out loud ! Yeah ! 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra Me, farting in the shower. :D
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They really do a good burger though 24 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
You, ah...sure you're in the correct post?
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I member 12 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Just following to see FSers' hilarious worldviews.
They really do a good burger though 24 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I'm loving the backflips some are doing in order to hate.
Keep it up! :D
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Ceaseless awake sulky Louse 11 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Please let this reach CA.
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PiƱatas Gone Wild 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra It appears Morpheus has a kinky side... ;)
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My mom 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Hear ye, hear ye!
Garbage tweet nets 600+ thumbs on FS!
Found this at a bar in Barcelona while on holiday, im in heaven 13 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
As usual, nobody likes CL4P-TP. :(
Had to be said 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
That's offensive to autistic folks.
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Twitter history is not forgiving 11 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
lol @ jeremy
Fred smooth AF 3 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Maybe it's because I never watched much Scoob as a child, but the internet has caused me to think Velma is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more of a freak than Daphne.
I love this list 3 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Well, not the worst way to #humblebrag that you have a boat...
Public breastfeeding debate goes on 1 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra Debate over! :P
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Blessed image 10 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
LOL Blast from the past! :D Thanks for that.
Baby possums are CUTE, Don't change my mind. 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
"Im'ma chargin' up mah SCREMzorrrr!" -Baby Possum, probably
Level up 6 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
"fancy"
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David has a point 11 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Knowing the "information" source is key, if you're making this argument.
Misinformation, often INTENTIONAL, is RAMPANT. And our fucktard president is making things worse by having Americans decide what is fact and what is not based on party and what will benefit him personally.
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David has a point 11 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Except now the number of people that they can feed on/into has risen astronomically thanks to the internet.
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Which one are you? 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Nice of them not to assume your profession.
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My hands are ready, always in attack mode 3 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Croc defend.
Croc attacc.
Tia use croc to tan my cracc.
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Went to Slovenia because of . Wasn't disappointed 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra Want to visit Slovenia next time you get your period?
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Level up 6 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I want to believe that interviewers see that BS and toss their resumes out immediately.
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Burberry 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
With all those watches, she'll never be late for an anal appointment again.
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This looks like it may have come out before his special. 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I like to think they roll at their prey.
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Life Goals Changing Through The Years 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
*whoosh*
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