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matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

— MatthewG

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This feels like ages ago.

This feels like ages ago.

"Get in the helmet, Shinji!!1" -World's Best Dad

"Get in the helmet, Shinji!!1" -World's Best Dad

For my Hunny.

For my Hunny.

When his thighs don't spill state secrets.

When his thighs don't spill state secrets.

I challenge her to do that with my toothbrush.

I challenge her to do that with my toothbrush.

Wet Ass Sandwich drool

Wet Ass Sandwich *drool*

Consume Prilosec! subliminal messaging intensifies

Consume Prilosec! *subliminal messaging intensifies*

That's what SHE said!

That's what SHE said!

Those boys...always moistening each other's stones.

Those boys...always moistening each other's stones.

Still less of an atrocity than every 3D Sonic game.

Still less of an atrocity than every 3D Sonic game.

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