MayFlower10196

mayflower10196


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Game of the year 4 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
I'm not even entirely sure if God of War was my favorite game this year but it sure as fuck deserves GOTY over Red Dead 2.
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"Damn these kids and their correct interpretations of literary classics" 7 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
I think literally every news outlet in America is the US equivalent.
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Applies for dogs too 33 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
No, I say it's without basis because it's without basis. In my experience people that prefer certain types of dogs can be just as responsible as people who dont give a shit what kind of dog they have. Just like your personal experience tells you that any minor warning sign should be taken as 100% proof of irresponsibility. Personal experience doesnt change what little information we have.
I really don't think its that hard to tell if someone is fit to own a pet or not within ten minutes of them interacting with an animal. This person did not interact with an animal or even interact directly with a human being. They sent a text
Taking LSD to end it on a trip, and starting on a trip 9 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
Yeaaaah, I'm either gonna be drunk, high, or both while definitely playing Mario Party to bring in 2019.
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Applies for dogs too 33 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
I've been gone for a bit but ill only respond to the part aimed at me.
And no I don't really think it would be that weird if, say, a black family preferred to adopt a black child. Everybody has a preference and you assuming this lady in question only wants a pet for fashion purposes just because she used the word "aesthetic" is retarded.
Could that be the case? Absolutely, but we don't have enough information to determine that. The person at the shelter didn't even allow the woman to come to the shelter so they could get a sense of her, they read one text message and made that decision. Poorly.
I mean shit, we DO know this woman is opting to look at shelters instead of looking to just buy one. "Adopt don't shop," right?
We gotta thank our firemen in some way 9 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
Haha That's lame I would have preferred the sex tbh
For those who have asthma 5 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
Wouldnt sucking at breathing make you good at it?
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Mayor Cuts Down Man's 30-Year-Old Tree, He Revenges Him In The Best Possible Way 14 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
I know this is fake but maybe if you had to pay a fine for damages your tree caused, don't plant dozens of other larger trees all over the town and then brag about it online.
Like hey nice revenge story about your dumb tree you get a hard-on for, but that's a good way to ensure you pay a lot more fines.
Applies for dogs too 33 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
"Some animals deserve a home more than others," is basically what you're saying.
Imagine being called a selfish bitch for adopting a child who needed a home just because you chose the kid who had only been there a year instead of the kid who has been there for five.
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We really should 36 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
H-Here...
We really should 36 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
Now if only SpongeBob would die.
Man, high school was wild 5 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
If a girl ever turns you down, just remember that one little R word.
He could’ve been switched at birth 12 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
You should walk up to one of them while they're upset and go "Ayeee wazzamatta you?"
We need to stop that 21 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
"You cannot kiss someone if theyre sleeping!"
That's just factually incorrect. He's doing it right there in the image, I can see it.
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Dammit chad!! 6 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
If you suck his dick enough he might move in and pay your rent.
I feel so lucky 5 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
I hope you feel lucky that she doesnt just sit there and watch you play like a brain dead four year old.
Designated pickle eater 11 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
Wrong. I will refuse to kiss you if you have pickle on your breath.
Shit makes me gag.
I've never had a teacher give break-work 5 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
cum
I eat criticism for breakfast 8 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
Negative boyo
Ryan Reynolds showing off his Pikachu-Deadpool shirt 5 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
Never underestimate a man who listens to Led Zepplin and was born in January.
First aid, self defence and so on. 30 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
I really wonder what schools you people went to where ANY of these were classes.
We had a home ec class that taught you how to balance a checkbook once and then I never used a checkbook again. If the point of school is to produce mindless worker drones then at least give us the tools we actually need
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CNN and their brilliant ideas 8 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
So if I say nigger and C word does that make cracker the worse word?
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Anon is an angel 7 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
Mfw I clapped
Yeah f*ck Fortnite 7 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
Why you booing us we're right
Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch 12 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 years ago
Imagine being this passionate about the fucking Grinch
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