MayFlower10196

mayflower10196


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I hate having to do this 8 comments
mayflower10196 · 18 weeks ago
Me: If you hate not having pockets then buy these cargo pants, they have lots of em
GF: those aren't cute tho
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Waggish silky Herring 2 comments
mayflower10196 · 18 weeks ago
It clearly says egg
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God no 3 comments
mayflower10196 · 18 weeks ago
TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
Hello... 6 comments
mayflower10196 · 19 weeks ago
michael
Blow up your TV 4 comments
mayflower10196 · 19 weeks ago
This image makes me sick. I have like ten shows I gotta catch up on.
The world right now 1 comments
mayflower10196 · 19 weeks ago
Will there be ripping and/or tearing?
*bonk* 7 comments
mayflower10196 · 19 weeks ago
nostalgia bad
You just got scammed 8 comments
mayflower10196 · 19 weeks ago
I would play a game about Carl Winslow.
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One PhD to rule them all, Doctor 2 comments
mayflower10196 · 20 weeks ago
For a hot second in high school, I considered a teaching career fully confident I could teach better than my chemistry teacher.
Facts 5 comments
mayflower10196 · 20 weeks ago
New Girl into Marvel movies:
Guys: Heh, I bet you've never even HEARD of comics
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Edinburgh 3 comments
mayflower10196 · 20 weeks ago
Edinburgh
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Villains are just misunderstood 3 comments
mayflower10196 · 20 weeks ago
Joker?
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Yer out! 4 comments
mayflower10196 · 20 weeks ago
When I was a kid, my dad asked me to destroy any cigarettes I found to encourage him to quit smoking. I once broke every cigarette in a brand new pack I found.
Now as an adult addicted to three different substances, I understand why he smoked and I wished I had left him alone.
The manager is going to need to check your ID 3 comments
mayflower10196 · 20 weeks ago
Gotta get ahead of em
Cat penguins 2 comments
mayflower10196 · 20 weeks ago
Michael
Strange 2 comments
mayflower10196 · 21 weeks ago
There aren't very many people in this world that disgust me enough to genuinely wish someone out there would just go to their home and fucking execute them in front of their family, but Caillou's dad is one of them
Momma is the chosen one. 15 comments
mayflower10196 · 21 weeks ago
It really does tho
Free interview practice! 8 comments
mayflower10196 · 21 weeks ago
Wtf
Turns out Bruce Wayne lives in my apartment block! 3 comments
mayflower10196 · 21 weeks ago
The Arkham Knight Batmobile.
Your neighbor has divine taste.
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I agree 4 comments
mayflower10196 · 21 weeks ago
They don't get paid nearly enough.
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Stimulating thoughtful Owl 5 comments
mayflower10196 · 21 weeks ago
He needs that like he needs a crowbar to the back of the head.
Anon debates 4 comments
mayflower10196 · 21 weeks ago
This is why I'm no longer on Facebook and why I'm far more happy.
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Do it for the bros 3 comments
mayflower10196 · 21 weeks ago
Not a problem bro go ahead
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Oh 3 comments
mayflower10196 · 21 weeks ago
I wish Cap would rip me in half
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