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Animal advice 4 1 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
Holy shit this is old
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My grandma was bavarian 10 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
How dare you rolos are great
Phrasing is everything 6 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
I feel the original headline still has merit and isn't a weird way of phrasing it as OP suggests.
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My grandma was bavarian 10 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
the candy?
Imdyinginside 2 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
If only the bot posted the vid and not the gif
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Eight red shirts had to die so you could announce your child's g*nitalia to the world 11 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
I dont think they should be cancelled but rather culturally dissuaded. Imo they're fucking stupid.
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Eight red shirts had to die so you could announce your child's g*nitalia to the world 11 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
A gender reveal party caused the most recent wildfire in California.
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It’s a boy! 2 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
Atleast this one didn't cause a fucking fire
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The internet is infested then 8 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
Literal nightmare fuel
The internet is infested then 8 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
Centipedes are an issue. They have way too many goddamn legs
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SwedeChad invents a drink 2 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
I was never more dissapointed in my sister than the day i watched her cook ramen noodles in the microwave
Anon lost his mind 2 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
This didn't age well for anon
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Cats do not respect all rules 3 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
That was a dog...
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???? Always look on the bright side of life 9 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
Oof another shit take from @medros. None of the people involved in the affair were unarmed. Kyle and the others were armed. One with a gun, another with a knife, and a third with a skateboard each well within striking distance of kyle.
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Could you not right now? 6 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
Not to be "ableist" but most people who're "depressed" aren't actually depressed.
This didnt age well 5 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
If you're financially capable and have a steady job I would recommend it rn. It would've been better about a month ago but nows a good a time as any if you have the means to buy a house.
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I'm always cool 1 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
I know this is a joke but I wanna explain to non-americans, and some Americans, that it is nearly impossible for there not to be a president. Since 1947 the line of succession has been laid out. The only way in which the US wouldn't have a president is if every member of the Executive branch, including undersecretaries, and every member of both houses of congress were killed all at once. In the interim, this is all theory, the states would assume martial law and emergency elections would be held to replace congress who would then nominate a president to serve whatever is left of the term of the previous president. Hopefully after the term things would be able to go back to normal and elections could resume as they had before.
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Greg Norman's Golf Power 1 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
Why can't people just mind their own business? Honestly.
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Jesus h 3 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
Both of those takes are stupid. Jesus was in no way the first brown person killed by a police state.
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hmmm 1 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
I feel like i wasn't meant to see this
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Changing too fast 4 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
That's the stupidest take I've ever read. The Boomer generation was largely the generation that broke Jim Crow. Jim Crow laws were the status quo from the end of the civil war (1865) until the civil rights movement of the 60's. Officially Jim Crow ended in 1965. Baby boomers are the generation born betweeen 1946-1964 meaning the oldest boomers were nearing voting age. Younger people largely supported the civil rights movement making them the generation to end Jim Crow. Also, a vast majority of Baby Boomers were children during the time of Jim Crow. FOH with your bullshit.
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more bad news for 2020 7 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
Articles I read said he never announced it to the public and it was only between his family and close friends which is incredible that it was never leaked in those 4 years
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Nothing to see here 14 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
As for Dylan Roof. Dylan Roof is a racist mass murderer from South Carolina. He's the one in 2015 who shot church prayer group. Killing 8 and wounding several others. Roof fled the scene shortly after the shooting. He was arrested the next morning by police as several people identified him as the shooter. He is currently sitting federal prison awaiting his execution date as the federal prosecutor deemed it necessarily heinous and egregious.
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As for the Burger King part. As explained in my other comment Roof was taken into custody and was given Burger King by officers while awaiting transfer to a prison as by law officers cannot withhold food or drink from detained people and the station he was held in didn't have any sort of cafeteria.
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Nothing to see here 14 comments
metalman · 3 years ago
Here's what happened as far as I have read on Jacob Blake. On the afternoon in which the altercation happened the police were called to a domestic disturbance issue. A woman called the police on her "boyfriend" as he was told not to be at her property but he showed up anyway. It's unknown whether Jacob was the boyfriend in question as initially the reports said he was there to break up the fight between the couple but that isn't being claimed anymore. As the cops arrive something happens that lead to Jacob and the officers fighting. A more recent video shows the officers and Blake fighting along the back passenger side of his vehicle. Blake begins to walk away from officers towards his drivers side door and proceeds to open it. In pursuit an officer shoots Blake with his tazer but either misses or it doesn't faze Blake. As Blake leans into his vehicle the officer closest to him shoots him 7 times in the back. It is unlcear to what capacity the officer saw the knife in Blakes vehicle.
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