Mia Nitsche

mialinay


I'm here for shits and giggles and I won't leave unless someone giggles and shits.
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I create art, check out my IG @mia_nitsche

— Mia Nitsche Report User
We all can relate 6 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Mine isn't :(
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Sad stories 2 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
The photo itself is funny. The text - not so much.
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I am proud of you 1 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
So meta
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Paris fashion designer 4 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Came here to say that I feel called out
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Froggo Fren #96 - Peron's Tree Frog 3 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Aw you're welcome! :)
Their eyes also...caught my eye haha
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Just a bit of a novel meme (for the truly bored) 30 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
"waving his sword" I see what you did there haha
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Just a bit of a novel meme (for the truly bored) 30 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
I actually want that on my gravestone, thanks.
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Just a bit of a novel meme (for the truly bored) 30 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Regarding the sex life - is “do ye call oot if ye need anything else.” your way of saying "you like that? Do you want more?"
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Just a bit of a novel meme (for the truly bored) 30 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Lol we should make a guild of prostitutes.
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Just a bit of a novel meme (for the truly bored) 30 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Any big object hanging down? :D
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Blue Lagoon, Iceland - Is Iceland on your bucket list? 11 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
@adam44 your apples and oranges were nice (even though you should never try and compare apples to oranges or peaches to plums, Eminem has taught me that much) but I'm still waiting for that selfie haha
Just a bit of a novel meme (for the truly bored) 30 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
I'm a prostitute! You're a prostitute! We're all prostitutes!
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Just a bit of a novel meme (for the truly bored) 30 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
@that_creepy_guy the restaurant at the end of the universe and life, the universe and everything by Douglas Adams
@xvarnah oh my god haha yes
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Just a bit of a novel meme (for the truly bored) 30 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Good thing you chose him, I was already typing and didn't see the other comments :D
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Just a bit of a novel meme (for the truly bored) 30 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Love life: "What is it? The girls? The leather? The machismo?"
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Sex life: "Make a lot of money!"
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Weapon: a doormat
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Epipath: "Yes, given the infinite sideways extension of probability, there was, of course, an almost infinite multiplicity of planets Earth, but, when you come down to it, a major pair of shoes wasn't something you could just replace by mucking about in multi-dimensional space-time."
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Just a bit of a novel meme (for the truly bored) 30 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Hell yes. I can offer Douglas Adams
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Just a bit of a novel meme (for the truly bored) 30 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Love life: The door of the Vortex swung open.
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Sex life: It was going to revitalize the economy of the Sqornshellous system.
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Weapon: an elevator that can see into the future
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Epitaph: If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?
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Millenial Gravestones: "Guess I Died." 4 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Yeah I know but I don't wanna :D
So I thought I'd just whoop whoop my birth year
Blue Lagoon, Iceland - Is Iceland on your bucket list? 11 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Depends on your weight lol
A Cineorama in DüSseldorf, Germany 5 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
That's funny too. That Umlaut is umlaut in english. Stop stealing our words lol.
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A Cineorama in DüSseldorf, Germany 5 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Ah there we have it again. Dummsseldorf.
Funny, cause I think we've had another Düsseldorf post before, with pretty much the same formatting error.
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Blue Lagoon, Iceland - Is Iceland on your bucket list? 11 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
You can air-drop me there anytime if that helps
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wisdom 3 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
I know right? I've tried both and decided that I don't wanna decide.
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Rich bi... Pigeon 2 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Rich bitcheon
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Knitting the Weather 15 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Well cause the reading without reading phenomenon often occurs when it's already late, so it was just a good guess :D