OMG yes. A thousand times yes.

It's how i weigh my cat.

Do want

My favorite judge on Cutthroat Kitchen

If God hadn't meant for us to eat cows, she wouldn't have made them out of beef.

I actually do, and quite frequently, thank you.

ya - they don't make 'em like they used to...

That makes me sad

I shouldn't be laughing at that, but dang - so true...

Who the heck thought <that> was a good idea?!?!

There were more comments than I thought would be here. All I really expected was One Note

ya - research purposes...

Lucky potato sack...

Here's a spoiler: Snape kills Dumbledore.

Remember - your deeds return to you threefold.

Read the Iron Druid Chronicles by Kevin Hearne if you would like a great story that features the coolest Irish wolfhound you will ever meet. Better yet, listen to the audiobooks.

Those freaking rock!!

There is a reason that ranchers use guard mules and donkeys around here...

I tip on pre-tax amount. I'm sorry - you don't get 20% of what the government decided to levy upon me.

There are plenty of one-party states out there where only one person needs to know that recording is taking place. Of course, that one party will be the one doing the recording...

I once went to a fight and a hockey game broke out...

Two words: Tsavorite Garnet