This is the blandest meal I've seen that isn't just a plate of beige

Also true for the UK

There are always two Friday 13ths in a year

Yeah that's great until you go next time and have to make your own tea

Luckily it's nothing to do with you unless you're part of the couple getting married.

I had no idea that America had any cathedrals built in this style

This makes it look like the girlfriend is in fact an elderly cat

More like "Having children will ruin your life, you won't be able to go out with your friends, you won't get a good job and you'll have no money", *10 years later* "Having children is so rewarding, when are you going to start a family?"

I'm finding it difficult to determine the size of these things

There's a really good comic of this, I think it's been posted on here before but I'll do a repost if anyone wants to see it

You don't get anything for donating blood or plasma in the UK, apart from a feeling of smug superiority and a keyring or badge every now and then.

Plot twist: a passerby notices and rushes to perform CPR on the dog. Death allows it to bring the dog back from the brink (just this once he tells himself, when he knows it will just be until the next time. He's been around since the dawn of time and has seen this scenario play out both ways and although he's only bones he's not completely heartless) The person takes the dog home to look after him and love him for the rest of his life. When the dog is old and in pain death is a welcome release. A familiar figure appears next to him and a voice says "TIME TO GO" "Was I a good boy?" the dog asks, the figure holds up a bag of treats "I WAS TOLD YOU WERE THE BEST" the voice replies. This time the dog willingly follows knowing he is, and always will be, loved.

When they're lying down and you "Aww" at them and they roll over for maximum cuteness