Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


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Quack quack - chickin 3 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
If people don't like long painted nails they don't have to have them.
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Born lazy 7 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I came here to say something like this, if the alternatives were the baby busting it's way out like something out of Alien or carrying 3 babies then them having a fight to the death I think I'd choose the pushing.
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The time has come 12 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Agreed, the crack should be along the longest section so essentially what would work best is an elongated burger bun. But then it becomes a sausage butty instead of a hot dog.
Tried my hand at baking 6 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Lamination (Thanks Bake Off, that's a word I know now)
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I cant stress how true this is 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I immediately think Bad Manners, Madness and The Beat.
Let's grow some tomatoes 8 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
This is my first year growing my own veg and this is so true!! My tomato plants are taking up so much of my head space (which is a welcome distraction to be honest!) I've just had my first lot of radishes though which were great and required very little care.
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The only good weddings 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Yeah I guess if it's so widespread it would seem mean not to offer it yourself, it's just not considered the same way here. If you didn't get a drink at all then that would be odd but as it is you get probably the equivalent of nearly a whole bottle of wine before you have to start buying your own. It's just a cost you factor in as a wedding guest.
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The only good weddings 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
When I was planning my wedding I was really surprised that a pay bar is considered so rude in the US and lots of websites suggested it was more polite to have a completely alcohol free wedding than to give people the option to buy their own drinks. Open bars at weddings in the UK are really rare, you get drinks throughout the day after the ceremony, with the meal and for the toasts but after that you buy your own drinks at the bar.
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We Are All in the Same Boat 2 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I saw something that said we're in the same storm but everyone's boat is very different.
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It's Worcestershire not Worcestershire 13 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Just thought of another Stivichall= Stye-chull
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If you look at this image for more than 30 seconds, please consult your doctor 2 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Yeah when millennials were teens
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It's Worcestershire not Worcestershire 13 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Ah ok, I did watch a video about somewhere in America not too long back where the residents have retained a very particular accent, I don't think it was Boston but can't remember where it was now. Apparently it resembles Shakespearean English. Accents are fascinating to me, how and why did they develop so differently in such close proximity in some cases.
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It's Worcestershire not Worcestershire 13 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Nope, I know very little about America, please do tell :)
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It's Worcestershire not Worcestershire 13 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
As I say some vary by accent, please add notes to help everyone :)
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It’s hard to say 9 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I don't think the almost was there when I commented. I still stand by my statement anyway :-P
It’s hard to say 9 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Not sure why I got down voted, Worcestershire=Wuss-tuh-sheer, Gloucestershire= Gloss-tuh-sheer
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It’s hard to say 9 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
No it doesn't
It's a small world after all 6 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
10 years later would make it 2022? I'm guessing she must mean 5 years later after he was abandoned and 10 years since she first got him?
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The UK is whack 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Yep, it's even a card in the UK version of Cards Against Humanity
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The UK is whack 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
This will never not be funny to me
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Old school spider killing 5 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
But then when you empty the vacuum it will be full of spiders
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Yall know whom'st've this is dedicated to 3 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I say it every time when a post like this comes up; Brits' teeth are worse aesthetically but are generally better than Americans' in terms of cavities etc
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Yes that's the perfect solution to overpopulation 5 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
If she's not old enough to decide whether or not to continue a pregnancy she wasn't old enough to consent to sex, ergo it was rape.
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Tauriel you ignorant sl*t 5 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Yep same here!
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Live action 1 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I read that they're doing all the remakes so their copyrights to the originals don't lapse
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