Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


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You can f*ck my sheep if you give me the answer 23 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Nope, I had to Google where it came from and that's a colloquial term, so you could call it that in the same way as people call the remote control the zapper or doofer or whatever but it's a more tongue in cheek name. And even the popty is only if it's a microwave oven so I pointed you wrong there as well I'm afraid.
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You can f*ck my sheep if you give me the answer 23 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Those are all the ones I know off the top of my head (that are funny anyway) I'll ask my mum tomorrow if she knows any others
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You can f*ck my sheep if you give me the answer 23 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Microwave is popty microdon
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You can f*ck my sheep if you give me the answer 23 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
No Fly Tipping is Dim Tipio and similarly No Parking is Dim Parcio.
One of my favourites is ironing which is smwddio (roughly pronounced smoothio)
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Don't you remember the fifth of November 8 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
In the UK fox and Fawkes are pronounced very differently, the o in fox is a short 'o' sound and the aw in Fawkes is a longer 'or' sound.
I've just tried to say both in my terrible impression of an American accent and they do sound more similar then so I guess that makes sense seeing as this is a mainly American site.
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Don't you remember the fifth of November 8 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I don't get the last picture, is it a play on the word Fawkes because that doesn't sound anything like fox the way I say it or am I missing something?
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Living in perpetual anxiety 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Or worse, there's three staples left in it and you need more than that!
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If they didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all 25 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
My opinions aren't influenced by random people on the internet "liking" or downvoting them so I'm not too bothered if they're unpopular :)
Living in perpetual anxiety 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Your clothes get caught on the handle of every door you walk through
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If they didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all 25 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I have many thanks, and lucky for me I have the mental capacity to take part in them whilst also briefly wondering about other things in my life.
If they didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all 25 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I wondered how long it would take one or both of us to get downvoted, took longer than expected to be fair!
If they didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all 25 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Piers Morgan spectacularly missing the point once again
You've been banned from participating in the Toxic Femininity 19 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I don't believe I said anywhere that men are toxic by nature. I said toxic femininity often has the same traits as toxic men.
You've been banned from participating in the Toxic Femininity 19 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Just my opinion but- Toxic femininity is seen in women who distance themselves from women as a group because they hold the same beliefs as toxic men.
It's the women who explain their inability to complete a task typically considered masculine purely on the fact they're a woman.
Also women who put other women down in a way that men who did the same would be called out on.
Whilst individuals should be aware of their own behaviour it should be noted that just like toxic masculinity this is often because we have been socialised to believe women are lesser than men in some way.
Rate your chonk 12 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I mentioned at my cat's checkup in January that I thought he may be a bit overweight and the vet said to him "Aaaww it's ok, you're just carrying a bit of holiday weight aren't you?"
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Good job king 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
How does he know it's the last ever time, is he not going to attempt it anymore?
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Where's the beans? 3 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
So I watched a TV program recently that talked about how rationing lasted for 9 years after the end of the second world war.
I looked up why and it was partly because America stopped exporting food to us when we voted in a Labour government and partly because we were helping to feed all the countries in Europe who had been occupied and starved by the Nazi regime. People in the Netherlands had been surviving by eating grass and pets.
So it kind of puts in to context why we have the reputation for having rubbish cuisine, we had no ingredients to cook with for nearly 15 years.
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RE: You’re invited 6 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
As per the last time I pointed a bird out to you...
The Death of an Author 3 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I've seen this several times and will never pass a chance to read it again!
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Housekeeping 5 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
My mum bought me a wooden plaque to hang in my house that says "My house isn't messy, it's just that everything is on display for your viewing pleasure, like a museum"
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So true 9 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
This is so inaccurate, need to replace "in public" with "in your face"
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Fatherly advice 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
How steep is that slide?!
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Stay pure lads 6 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
As you get older it's (.) (.) Unless you get surgery then it's ( ° ) ( ° )
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Uninspired philosophical Oyster 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
It was funny at the time but I have a feeling it probably hasn't aged well
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