mjlewis104

mjlewis104


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Some days I just feel petty 7 comments
mjlewis104 · 5 years ago
Partly true but actually, when the sting comes out, it leaves a hole in the lower abdomen and the bee dies from dehydration!
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Section 377 4 comments
mjlewis104 · 5 years ago
Not quite how you spell diarrhoea but I get the gist!!!
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Anger disorder 4 comments
mjlewis104 · 5 years ago
One of the most satisfying GIFs I have seen in a long time. I hope he crippled himself
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Such fun 6 comments
mjlewis104 · 5 years ago
And in Scunthorpe ??
Oh the irony 8 comments
mjlewis104 · 5 years ago
Er....I just think it's a beautiful car! (Sits back and waits for a torrent of on-line abuse!!!)
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Seriously, these fake trailers are getting real annoying 4 comments
mjlewis104 · 5 years ago
Yep, pretty easy to tell.
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Rarely seen 6 comments
mjlewis104 · 5 years ago
Must have been photoshopped. This never happens.
Russian roulette on Tinder 8 comments
mjlewis104 · 5 years ago
Yep, the one on the right definitely.....she has a "lovely personality"!
We miss you, madam 11 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
Yeah, who is she? Nice looking too :)
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90s kids will remember this 12 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
I used to click away at this game without a clue what I was doing. It just looked so cool there on the screen!
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Million dollar idea 9 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
So I am guessing this was posted by an American which is absolutely fine as we love you guys (and girls)....but just so you can get an idea of how I read this, being an Englishman, then in place of "pants", read "shorts" :)
Pwned 8 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
Perhaps he was a football fan?
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Uhh... Thanks I guess? 6 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
Nope ;)
Uhh... Thanks I guess? 6 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
So this posting is written by a girl right?
Still wanna go on holiday in Dubai, United Arab Emirates? 9 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
Perhaps he touched the other guys hip with his penis???
Wireless charging is old 13 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
Yes all well and good but I’ve just forked out 950 quid on an iphone8+ and all they provide is the standard charging lead, no pad. Needless to say, I feel that I have been royally ripped off by the great god Apple. Thanks guys, next time it’s going to be a Samsung.
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This story is out of this world 19 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
Genius.
Here's a good idea 31 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
Whats scares me is the fact that we have done so much damage in such a short period of time. The earth is about 4 billion years old, humans have been on the planet for about 200,000 years (give or take) and we have been using fossil fuels for around 200 years which is 0.1% of our time on the planet, 0.000005% of the age of the planet. We have done so much damage that we must stop using fossil fuels immediately which means no more cars, aeroplanes, electricity etc....in short back to the stone age and even then I fear we are probably too late!
Offended by South Park game 14 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
Love South Park and all power to Matt and Trey. "What kind of "N" annoys you???"
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Boobies are love, boobies are life! 4 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
Actually my preference is for bum and pussy!
Commercial grade handheld printer 3 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
I want a job like that!
Dad was his motivation 4 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
Shockingly bad use of English! It should read, "Who's the loser now dad?" Just saying.
Looks like something from star wars 11 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
Shai Hulud!!
Bible Quote of the Day 10 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
It's those aliens again isn't it!
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Programmer wrote script that calls Phone Scammers 28 times a second causing service denial 4 comments
mjlewis104 · 6 years ago
Completely brilliant. Is this commercially available as I'd love to get my own back on these scamming scum.
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