He has every right to be proud.

"His penis was literally the size of my pinky finger"

Dame Maggie Smith is the best!

What do you mean "look like"?

Only missed one word, that was actually kind of fun.

The last one is really touching.

Looks like he's ready to take of in flight.

Aaarg!

Poor little guy.

Such a cute kitty!

"Alright, you got your picture, now give him back"

You picked a great husband!

Look at that face. Take him for a walk now!

My cat leaves nose art on the windows too. It's cute and annoying all at the same time.

Coolest stalker ever!

As an adult, I can confirm this.

These are great signs.

Oh, you're dead son!

You and me both.