I think Spidey-boy pranked Batcat AKA @catfluff

Nice tits

I imagine this is what @catfluff and her partner is doing today, it's her birthday after all

I dip my fries in and it seems to be a bit of an improvement

Oooh boy! Dialects, the world would be a whole lot less interesting without them

Beware the social stigma snake

Got one for ya, @snowbeast

Slattenpatten or slattenlangpat (literally “flaccid-titties” or “saggy-long-tit”, but in Danish it rhymes) is a female creature in Danish folklore.
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The beast is also referred to as an “ellekone” (elf-woman), but unlike an “ellepige” (elf-girls or wood nymphs), which are generally described as very beautiful, Slattenpatten is characterized by having extremely long breasts. Similar to the dangerous "ellepiger" who stole the souls of men by way of their sheer beauty, "slattenlangpat" also was a haunting woman. The legend goes that Kong Volmer chased and shot her every night, only to see her return the next morning
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The breasts hang "all the way to the knee area", and they can be thrown over the shoulder so a child can feed, even if it's carried on her back. In situations where Slattenpatten is chased, she simply throws her breasts over her shoulders so they are not in the way when she has to run

Put it back!
The last time this happened we got a pandemic

@catfluff

I put a spell on you, and now you can say no

It's crazy how accurate this is

Dwight D Eisenhower scolding several Airborne Rangers for wearing blackface on Halloween eve , June 1944.
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(TITLE FROM REDDIT r/fakehistoryporn)

If they were fraternal Twins and one was a male, I’d assume the male would be the heir, but what if they were the same gender?
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(TITLE FROM REDDIT r/HistoryMemes, xposted to r/monarchism)