mrclever
Having feelings is really getting in the way of me being a bad bitch
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Bullet 5 comments
mrclever
· 9 years ago
I'm 100% positive that guy in the violet suit is feeling up Superman
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mrclever
· 9 years ago
The Ottoman Empire's Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after one of them slept with another man.
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mrclever
· 9 years ago
coals tied to their legs and set them back home. As the city burned to the ground from the resulting fire, the people that ran out of the city were either killed, enslaved, or extorted by Olga’s army. The entire tribe was basically wiped out in the following years.
Olga is a saint in the Eastern Orthodox church.
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Olga is a saint in the Eastern Orthodox church.
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mrclever
· 9 years ago
Princess Olga of Kiev.
Her husband, Igor, was murdered by the Drevlyans, an Eastern Slavic tribe. Olga took over the Kievan Rus’, but the Drevlyans didn’t want a female ruler, so they sent her a group of suitors.
Still pretty pissed about her husband’s murder, Olga had the suitors carried by her servants on a boat to the courtyard of the castle. The boat was dumped into a giant hole and the suitors were buried alive.
She told the Drevlyans that she had accepted a suitor and organized a party in a bath house. After the guests arrived, the doors were barred shut and the bath house was burned down.
After the memorial to the people who died in the bath house, a party was held and the Drevlyan guests got drunk off their ass. Olga’s royal guard proceeded to kill all 5,000 of them that night.
When they requested her forgiveness, Olga asked the Drevlyans to give her three pigeons and three sparrows from each home from their capital of Iskorosten. When they arrived she had hot
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Her husband, Igor, was murdered by the Drevlyans, an Eastern Slavic tribe. Olga took over the Kievan Rus’, but the Drevlyans didn’t want a female ruler, so they sent her a group of suitors.
Still pretty pissed about her husband’s murder, Olga had the suitors carried by her servants on a boat to the courtyard of the castle. The boat was dumped into a giant hole and the suitors were buried alive.
She told the Drevlyans that she had accepted a suitor and organized a party in a bath house. After the guests arrived, the doors were barred shut and the bath house was burned down.
After the memorial to the people who died in the bath house, a party was held and the Drevlyan guests got drunk off their ass. Olga’s royal guard proceeded to kill all 5,000 of them that night.
When they requested her forgiveness, Olga asked the Drevlyans to give her three pigeons and three sparrows from each home from their capital of Iskorosten. When they arrived she had hot
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mrclever
· 9 years ago
King Goujian of Yue placed a row of convicted criminals at the front of his army. Before the battle the criminals would cut off their own heads to scare his enemy’s army by how motherfucking crazy Goujian’s army was.
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Meanwhile, outside Walter Palmer's dentistry office 69 comments
mrclever
· 9 years ago
Not only forcing guilt on someone who deserves it but also doubles as an impromptu memorial.
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Payment 13 comments
I suppose I'm avoiding confrontation...? 14 comments
mrclever
· 9 years ago
Ashley Madison is a site where you can have an affair. Recently it was hacked threatening to expose millions of cheating spouses.
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I hope someone gets fired for this 38 comments
Writers advice to get good 13 comments
and that's why i don't want to study mom. 1 comments
*cue fangirls losing their shit in 3...2...1* 22 comments
mrclever
· 9 years ago
We didn't find the guy attractive right away. We found his talent attractive first. The way he portrays a character to make it better than how it was before is gorgeous. His abilities on screen is everything. It started out as "what a weird looking guy", to "his eyes are neat", to "how beautiful is he" because the more we saw him act the more we saw how this man loved his profession and that's attractive.
idk if I explained it adequately. :-/
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idk if I explained it adequately. :-/
Plot twist 3 comments
You don't have to be half naked to cosplay 22 comments
