Mrdad01

mrdad01


— Mrdad01 Report User
Hope that's ketchup 5 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
I worked at a call center once and had a chair break in a similar way on me except it tipped me backwards and I ended up cracking my skull on a divider wall. Needless to say I didn't work there long after that, they fought paying for my medical bills trying to say I broke the chair on purpose. Even after everyone in the immediate vicinity of me said I had just sat down.
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Hope that's ketchup 5 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Lift piston broke through the chair and knocked on some poor soul's 'back door' always check the weight limit on chairs kids, especially if they have a compressed air piston under them, or you could get a piston enema as well.
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It shouldn't even be in question 5 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Am I the only one that feels that the star wars franchise has been beaten so badly it needs to get lost in hyperspace? I'd crap on the hood of my car for something that hasn't been prequeled, rebooted, reformatted put through a wood chipper then sewn back together with barbed wire and excrement. My point is star wars is on life support and needs the plug pulled!
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Share a Lay with Brenda 2 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Might help if they'd lose the mouth pictures from the bags, I've seen one that legit looked like an anus. I'm not buying any of those bags.
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Cest nest pas une pipe 6 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Hey my dad used one like that, I think he still has it although he doesn't smoke anymore.
*clap* 5 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
I need eye bleach, and a flame thrower.
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Removed the tire, boss! 5 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Yeah that wheel, and whoever did that to the unemployment office.
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Yo where is everybody? 4 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Hey bot, divide by zero.
That went well 5 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Nope they're just that fake.
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It's unnecessary to give such beauty a title or anything. 3 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Thank you. I realize I was lazy and could've translated it myself, however high stress and lack of sleep had my patience for doing extra at zero.
It's unnecessary to give such beauty a title or anything. 3 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Although a translation for those of us that are of singular tongue would be appreciated. Thanks
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Tinder on a whole another level 4 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Personality wise they are perfect for each other, both pure acidic poison.
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Metro Rangers 3 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Their zords are in the shop give them a break.
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Happy Turkey Day, funsubbers! 11 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Well I don't post but I'm definitely not a bot.
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I laughed too hard at this 7 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
I read that in a slow deep voice.
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Don't forget to check your balls 4 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Oh wow, I'm mentioned in a statistic, fml though.
Icescreen Magnetic Car Windshield Ice & Snow Cover 5 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
I have one myself, was so nice to not have frost on my windshield.
What religion does to kids 6 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Its usually best to just nod and walk away when it comes to people like this. There are far more efficient ways to get a headache than trying to argue the finer points of the fossil record.
Just a Maori town in New Zealand 10 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Pretty sure they just spilled a can of alphabet soup to name that town.
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A friend of a friend sent me this pic of himself enjoying the fall colors! 2 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
I'm in this picture and its offensive!
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Let us all drink ale for the glory of Odin 14 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
As far as I know/care the only relationship she needs is with a psychiatrist/ padded cell/ restraint jacket, instead I'm the one seeking therapy every two weeks to keep from losing my shit every time I see a certain kind of knife, which is far more often than I would like! Last comment I got from a nosy 'moralist' I just quipped back that by their opinion they'd prefer I have an early death married to an attempted murderer than a long happyish life as a single father.
Let us all drink ale for the glory of Odin 14 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Believe whatever makes you happy, I'll do my own thing thanks. Had plenty of hypercritical 'better than me' people in my life, especially the ones that say me and my kid are hell bound because I didn't marry his 'mother' without even knowing she's an abusive cuntwaffle!
Let us all drink ale for the glory of Odin 14 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
Or just do what you want, and not let your life be dictated by fairy tales.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I stared at this for about 15 mins straight and I still don't know 7 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
I think I had a stroke trying to read this.
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Thanks Dad. Very cool 7 comments
mrdad01 · 4 years ago
On a mild painkiller for now, gotta wait to heal unfortunately I can't bounce back from injuries like I could in my younger days.
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