mrscollector
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Not a tuesday, but still 5 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
Here is something they don't tell you about smoking.
My husband was a big smoker. Like 2+ packs a day.
Everytime I cooked he say add more seasoning and I would on his food. It got worse as the years went. It was so bad I couldn't even eat the food he ate it was all spice.
He quit smoking and went to vaping. He started to notice things differently like his ability to smell things was stronger. And cigarette smoke made him sick. Best part was his taste buds we're coming back but I was still seasoning his food like before. He finally said one day to me: "You need to learn to cook everything is WAY to seasoned." I almost slapped him lol I had to explain it was all due to him. I would go through a thing of salt and pepper in a month. You know those big containers yeah all gone in a month. I cooked food seasoned like my food and he said it was good and he kept questioning me if I was messing with him. I had to assure him I wasn't. And he felt bad for always thinking it was me. Lol
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My husband was a big smoker. Like 2+ packs a day.
Everytime I cooked he say add more seasoning and I would on his food. It got worse as the years went. It was so bad I couldn't even eat the food he ate it was all spice.
He quit smoking and went to vaping. He started to notice things differently like his ability to smell things was stronger. And cigarette smoke made him sick. Best part was his taste buds we're coming back but I was still seasoning his food like before. He finally said one day to me: "You need to learn to cook everything is WAY to seasoned." I almost slapped him lol I had to explain it was all due to him. I would go through a thing of salt and pepper in a month. You know those big containers yeah all gone in a month. I cooked food seasoned like my food and he said it was good and he kept questioning me if I was messing with him. I had to assure him I wasn't. And he felt bad for always thinking it was me. Lol
Anon gets confused by his roommate 3 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
Lol sorry I right lol or lmao where I would laugh if I was just talking instead of writing
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Bob ross 8 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
Remember it only takes 10,000 hours of practice to become an expert at anything.
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Glasses are cool 13 comments
God please 10 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
Psst guest my star says you are wrong lol guess how I got it.
Give up? I told a butt load of stories of my life, family, and friends. So 80p
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Give up? I told a butt load of stories of my life, family, and friends. So 80p
Why can’t my friends be as willing to pay for me as I am for them? 7 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
Chances are they are always broke because they know you will give them money lol and you are broke because you always helping them.
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Anon gets confused by his roommate 3 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
When I was a little girl learning to use to the bathroom my grandmother told me this and I am not surprised I remember it lmao.
She said "Always make sure you wipe your butt till it is clean. Because one day you will be with your husband and he will want to get busy and he will see poop in your u derwear and freak out and never want to touch you again."
I didn't wipe till I was 7 lmao I didn't want a husband. Let alone for a boy to touch me.
When I was 7 I liked a boy in class so I started making sure to wipe lmao.
It's a bit embarrassing to admit lmao but I call out my family all the time on here so it was my turn lmao.
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She said "Always make sure you wipe your butt till it is clean. Because one day you will be with your husband and he will want to get busy and he will see poop in your u derwear and freak out and never want to touch you again."
I didn't wipe till I was 7 lmao I didn't want a husband. Let alone for a boy to touch me.
When I was 7 I liked a boy in class so I started making sure to wipe lmao.
It's a bit embarrassing to admit lmao but I call out my family all the time on here so it was my turn lmao.
Some people just aren't made for it 7 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
Not everyone can work with thier mind as a Doctor or a CEO not everyone can work with their hands like a mechanic or a carpenter that is why there is jobs at gas stations and fast food.
That is why schools give you the basic information and have you also learn other things. Like you may hate that mandatory science and you probably barely passing but there is a kid who is top of that class and one day will be making life saving inventions thanks to being inspired by that science class you hated so much. That English class you nap in there is a kid learning to become the next greatest author of our generation.
So yeah you may not think you will amount to something and don't see a point to it being but people around you have your same options but exceeding.
Be thankful there is a future waiting for you no matter what you do. Just make sure what you do either makes you happy and/or pays the bills till something that does comes along.
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That is why schools give you the basic information and have you also learn other things. Like you may hate that mandatory science and you probably barely passing but there is a kid who is top of that class and one day will be making life saving inventions thanks to being inspired by that science class you hated so much. That English class you nap in there is a kid learning to become the next greatest author of our generation.
So yeah you may not think you will amount to something and don't see a point to it being but people around you have your same options but exceeding.
Be thankful there is a future waiting for you no matter what you do. Just make sure what you do either makes you happy and/or pays the bills till something that does comes along.
God please 10 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
No no we are not. My husband is 6foot and I am 5ft 4in and his feet stick off the edge of our bed lol mine don't so the A-hole takes my extra foot room and he sleeps like the capital letter L lmao.
And by the way I would of married him even if he was 5ft 3in. It just happened that he was 6ft lol. I didn't care how tall he was just that he had blue eyes and black hair. Which he does. Well did he is same age as me and we are getting old and he is um lol going shinny on top lol but he looks cute with a shaved head so it is ok. Lol
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And by the way I would of married him even if he was 5ft 3in. It just happened that he was 6ft lol. I didn't care how tall he was just that he had blue eyes and black hair. Which he does. Well did he is same age as me and we are getting old and he is um lol going shinny on top lol but he looks cute with a shaved head so it is ok. Lol
Strict parents 5 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
He wouldn't let me nore would he let me get a job. After I got a job for a school program and the assholes made me fail the program because they only kept me for the holiday season and didn't tell me they were going to do that. Even though I told them I needed the job for a school program. My Dad said he didn't want me to go to work ever again. Unless it was for something like a career not just a job. He ment like teaching or nurse or something like he did. He was an EMT, fireman, state fire marshal, and a police officer. So both my mom and dad didn't want me to end up working like my mom did at a gas station on my feet killing myself for pennies. Lmfao but they thought it was ok for my brothers.
And well when I got married it just kind of never was possible we live paycheck to paycheck. So it be hard to add me to our insurance. But I FINALLY will be getting it soon. lol like in a year lmao.
And well when I got married it just kind of never was possible we live paycheck to paycheck. So it be hard to add me to our insurance. But I FINALLY will be getting it soon. lol like in a year lmao.
Glasses are cool 13 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
It's been so long since I got new glasses I forgotten what it is but let's put it this way anything past my nose is blurry. Lmao and I know if it wasn't for pressed glass my glasses should be as thick as the old woman in my cousin Vinny lmao
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God please 10 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
This reminds me of a joke
A preacher is drowning and he said DEAR LORD PLEASE HELP ME!
And a man in a boat comes by he trys to help the preacher but he says no need God will help me. So man in the boat goes away
Again the Preacher pleas for God to help him and another guy in a boat shows up and AGAIN the Preacher sends him away saying God will save him.
The Preacher is losing the ability to stay afloat and pleas one more time for God's help and yet another boat shows up. This time the Preacher is shouting GOD WILL SAVE ME LET ME BE!!
So the man in the boat leaves and sure enough the Preacher drowns.
In heaven the Preacher sees God and says God why didn't you help me didn't you hear my prayers. God says I SENT YOU 3 BOATS!!
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A preacher is drowning and he said DEAR LORD PLEASE HELP ME!
And a man in a boat comes by he trys to help the preacher but he says no need God will help me. So man in the boat goes away
Again the Preacher pleas for God to help him and another guy in a boat shows up and AGAIN the Preacher sends him away saying God will save him.
The Preacher is losing the ability to stay afloat and pleas one more time for God's help and yet another boat shows up. This time the Preacher is shouting GOD WILL SAVE ME LET ME BE!!
So the man in the boat leaves and sure enough the Preacher drowns.
In heaven the Preacher sees God and says God why didn't you help me didn't you hear my prayers. God says I SENT YOU 3 BOATS!!
Nephson 8 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
I had to reread that lmfao caught her sleeping with HER brother AGAIN!!! lmfao so one time was like ok that was a fluke but 2 times aw hell no
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The ugly truth 5 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
Ok so I am so sick of seeing this. People don't understand what was going on they just hear o she had cancer and he cheated on her. No it wasn't like that.
Yes she had cancer but she had other illnesses as well. Mental and physical. They were not able to have any kind of physical relationship and she knew of him with the other woman. She was a friend to both of them. He was NEVER going to leave his wife from the other. He loved his wife. She killed herself due to she knew the strain she was putting on not just him but everyone she knew. She would of just ran off but she said she couldn't live without him so she killed herself. And it destroyed him. He wanted to die as well. He even said "I didn't know whether to kill myself, burn the house down, or just go away and get lost." They were married for 38 years and due to her health she couldn't even have children.
Yes it is a sad story. Is he a monster no.
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Yes she had cancer but she had other illnesses as well. Mental and physical. They were not able to have any kind of physical relationship and she knew of him with the other woman. She was a friend to both of them. He was NEVER going to leave his wife from the other. He loved his wife. She killed herself due to she knew the strain she was putting on not just him but everyone she knew. She would of just ran off but she said she couldn't live without him so she killed herself. And it destroyed him. He wanted to die as well. He even said "I didn't know whether to kill myself, burn the house down, or just go away and get lost." They were married for 38 years and due to her health she couldn't even have children.
Yes it is a sad story. Is he a monster no.
Glasses are cool 13 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
So all good till I do the eye test the nurse said ok what is this line "ummmm squiggles" I said. That was line 3. She said ok line 2 "ummm big...ber squigg...les??"
Than she said ok what is this?!?! I said "A square" I felt so sure lol. She said "No sweetie come here!" I walk forward it is the damn giant E that is the top of every Eye chart known to man. I couldn't even tell it was a fucking E. SO the nurse hands me a note says take this to the office take your stuff with you. lmfao She made some one walk me to the office she was worried I wouldn't find it lmfao.
The school called my Mom and Dad and said I was not allowed back in school till I see an eye doctor. I was so blind it took 2 hours to do my test. It got down to 2 options and he didn't like my answer lmao. He said which is best 1 or 2 I said well in one the first letter looks like a T in the second it looks like an R. He said so which one I said well it depends is it a T or an R. My mom laughed but the doctor didn't lol.
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Than she said ok what is this?!?! I said "A square" I felt so sure lol. She said "No sweetie come here!" I walk forward it is the damn giant E that is the top of every Eye chart known to man. I couldn't even tell it was a fucking E. SO the nurse hands me a note says take this to the office take your stuff with you. lmfao She made some one walk me to the office she was worried I wouldn't find it lmfao.
The school called my Mom and Dad and said I was not allowed back in school till I see an eye doctor. I was so blind it took 2 hours to do my test. It got down to 2 options and he didn't like my answer lmao. He said which is best 1 or 2 I said well in one the first letter looks like a T in the second it looks like an R. He said so which one I said well it depends is it a T or an R. My mom laughed but the doctor didn't lol.
Glasses are cool 13 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
When I was in 6th grade I noticed I was having trouble making things out that I used to be able to. Like things the teacher writes on the chalk board or the screen at the movies and the show on the tv. So I told my parents I think I need glasses. They just said NO you don't you just want them. 7th grade it was worse so usually I was a back of the class kind of kid only because of my dyslexia I hated to be called on. But I had to move so I could read the board. So told my Mom and Dad I really think I need glasses. They replied not this again why do you want them so bad? You can see fine. This even happen in eight grade. But it was the start of my 9th grade and there was a wellness check happening in my school where all kids had to get checked over weight hight ears and eyes.
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mrscollector
· 5 years ago
When my mom was first thought she may have cancer I was not in the right mind after hearing it. I was one step from full on tears. But it wasn't over big stuff I would cry over it was weird. We watched movies that were sad nothing I hit my hand with the car door nothing.
My daughter left the milk out and it went sour chunky style lol and I needed it for dinner. We had no other food in the house because it was the day before payday so as I poured it down the drain I started crying. I couldn't stop crying I said I give up we have no milk now what will we have for dinner? I was going to have hamburger helper but with out milk all I have is browned ground beef.
Thank God we had tomato sauce so I made Goulash.
But it was hard to stop crying till my husband said "Are you LITERALLY crying over split milk?!?!" To which I replied"SHUT UP! lol"
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My daughter left the milk out and it went sour chunky style lol and I needed it for dinner. We had no other food in the house because it was the day before payday so as I poured it down the drain I started crying. I couldn't stop crying I said I give up we have no milk now what will we have for dinner? I was going to have hamburger helper but with out milk all I have is browned ground beef.
Thank God we had tomato sauce so I made Goulash.
But it was hard to stop crying till my husband said "Are you LITERALLY crying over split milk?!?!" To which I replied"SHUT UP! lol"
Strict parents 5 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
My Dad said I couldn't get my license when I was 16. He said why do you need a license? You have 2 older brothers and 2 parents that can drive you where ever you need to go.
They finally let me get a learners permit when I was 19 but didn't let me get my license. I am now cough36cough and still no license.
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They finally let me get a learners permit when I was 19 but didn't let me get my license. I am now cough36cough and still no license.
Little blood sucking demons 13 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
Lmfao I feel bad now when I see them in pools I say DROWNED YOU BASTARD lmfao
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GPS director 8 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
When we went to Disneyland we drove it was a 4 hour trip. So incase our phone died or we lost internet we printed out the directions. And thank God we did. When we went through the mountains we had a 30min. strech were we had no internet. And the map was no longer working. Worse was we were coming up to major turns that could either send us in the right direction or the exact opposite.
So yeah if going long trips print that shit out lol.
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So yeah if going long trips print that shit out lol.
Sneaky 2 comments
mrscollector
· 5 years ago
OMYFUCKINGGOD LMAO I seriously thought it was a fucked up bird till I scrolled down to the tail lmao
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But don't blame the monkey it did it from bulling it received from it's last owners dogs. That is why they got rid of it to these people.