This used to be a real job rich people used to hire woman to cry at their funeral. They go from simple crying to full on throws themselves on top the coffin screaming why god why. They would even tear their clothes. It was because people wanted the world to think they were more than money but well loved and not alone. They knew it changed nothing for them but it made them happy to make those who done them wrong to see how popular they were.

Took me a minute lol

Fuck i hate that
I WAS LAYING ON THE FLOOR!!!!
I fell asleep and jerked awake because I thought I was falling.
Worse part my oldest brother saw it happen and teased me for days about it lol the ass hst

Me as an Asexual
*Flops like a fish from laying on back to laying on stomach back and forth all night.*

That’s what she said lol

Bottom pic reminds me of the time my brother 2 yrs younger than me OUT OF THE BLUE turns to me and our Dad and said
“Confucius say man who cooks carrots
And peas in same pot
is very unsanitary man!”
-.-. He meant pea as in PEE!!!

As a southern Baptist we like to officially announce
“We ain’t with these people!”
Just want to put that out there. They the weird group that branched off and married their sister.

When you need a place for your 6 man canoe

Never lend money you can’t stand to lose.
Never borrow money you can’t pay back either.

Old world version of burying your money in a coffee can in the backyard.

Yeah but studies also shown it makes you live longer. So technically you be stupid but live to 100+ lol

There is no logic to cats lol

My husband is only slowly learning to cook since we been married. NO ONE taught him. Because they said “your wife will cook for you”?!?!?
Everyone in my family me and 5 brothers all know how to cook. Some are better than the others but still.
Boys and girls LEARN TO COOK!!!!

Actually they are very good for babies and my daughter had a few of these big and small. They also good for Dementia and Alzheimer’s people.

I had a dog as a kid that looked kind of like this she always looked like someone poured ashes all over her. So we called her ashes. She was a pretty dog.

Lmfao Yu Gi Oh cards lol I actually had the arm player thing.

Yeah like Ray Kroc “Founded” McDonald’s
-.-

Many times when my husband plays games I sit and watch him play. I help him even. If I spot ammo or health or a hidden bad guy. Sometimes I help him solve puzzles in them also. A lot of the time it’s for games I myself would never play but he enjoys them and I know he likes sharing his game with me.
It’s like when I watch tv shows or movies I love to binge watch and there been a few he likes to share with me in watching.
We also share games we both play.
Girls if you want that gamer boy to do stuff with you ask to watch him play or even better ask him to show you how to play it!

When you are dyslexic and don’t reread what you wrote or use spell check lmfao
As someone who has it lmfao I thank god I can edit my my comments after posting it

As an Asexual in a relationship this was a fear of mine when I was dating. I feared the men would force me or hurt me if I refused. Because NO ONE really gets why someone WOULDN'T WANT SEX!!!
I’m lucky I have a loving husband who gets me and knows how to treat me right. So when he asks I actually want to.

There is a woman on TikTok I watch she has like a SHIT LOAD of them and they have a hut in the back yard and they let them free run in the back yard. Lol thanks to how many she has she never needs mow the lawn

The SHIT THIS PLACE MAKES ME LOOK UP I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!
Lmfao blue waffles I blame you for starting all this shit.

He was in super hero protection. As the man said it was time that their secret identity became their only identity. So being a cop would expose him. Man was a insurance clerk yet STILL was reveled and they even say it happen before.