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mrscollector


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Number 4 is not a crow, but other than that which is your mood 37 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
Good news pills work feel a shit ton better. Pain gone but hungry as FUDGE! Because whole time I was sick I ate maybe enough to keep a goldfish alive (barely). But I am able to eat and good thing to because tomorrow on the 9th is hubby’s birthday though we are having a party for him today. I was so worried I wouldn’t be able to be there for it. So yippee lol
-.- but now I have to make around 200 meat balls for meat ball subs, clean the house for the party, put up decorations, wrap his presents, & make 5 chocolate pies for his birthday cake. His theme is Mario lol he said “am I turning 5?” I said “well you never had a birthday party as a kid so you deserve one for your younger self because you are officially old like me lol” I am 2 yrs older.
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Number 4 is not a crow, but other than that which is your mood 37 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
To clear things up Cause I just noticed it came out all weird.
Went to doctor due to pain that felt like a belt being pulled to tight and nausea they did test said come back tomorrow and we will see what the problem is. At the time all we got was pain pills than we went back this morning. It’s stomach flu and they gave us better pain pills and antibiotics. I already feel a lot better it did do me worse than my hubby who also got sick because it effected my gallstone which made my infection worse. He is all better but still on meds I will probably be better in a day or two.
It seems to always happen to me when I get sick I am always sicker longer than others who also got sick lol
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Number 4 is not a crow, but other than that which is your mood 37 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
I have the stomach flu lol they said all we can do is give you pain meds and antibiotics. I was and still just in a lot of pain lol
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Use predictive speech to make a sentence 23 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
I dip my fries in my bag lol I got it lol I got my glasses and they were good lol
WTF lmfao
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Number 4 is not a crow, but other than that which is your mood 37 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
My crow isn’t here mine is dead I don’t know what we have but it feels like someone put a belt on me and is squeezing me to death with it.
Before any says anything already went to doctor they said ????‍ Lol and sent us home with pain pills
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Lol 7 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
Well when you are 15 you tend to be an idiot and date that loser with a “beard” from math class. Lmfao
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I put a spell on you predictive text game 51 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
Apparently I’m taking my dads ashes to a party and I’m also making all the food lmfao
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I put a spell on you predictive text game 51 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
I put a spell on you and now
I’m on the way to the store to pick up lol my dad ashes in my car so I can go to get the food and get it done and I’ll make sure lol I got a lot spinach and green peppers and cheese fries lol
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I’m no longer desperate 2 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
So kid table at thanksgiving it is lmfao
Ye ole crapper 3 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
Roflmmfao
Someone in the castle late at night:
Random Noise: pbbbbbtttt!!!!
Someone in the castle late at night: Is it a spirt? Of a trapped soul from the gallows?
Random Noise: pbbbbbtttt!!!! pbbbbbtttt!!!!
Someone in the castle late at night: Evil spirt haunt me no more!!!
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I hope all my homies are doing okay out there! 28 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
Everyone has a right to cry
Men experience hardships and sorrow so they deserve the right to cry and not be scared they be made fun of.
Same goes for a woman. Not all women “use crying” to get out of things. I have heard that saying so many times in my life that it makes me stop crying just so I can get a good look at the person. That way I know I am killing the right person lmfao.
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San Francisco Museum of modern art 9 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
Someone try it lol
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Baby elephant hiding behind a light pole 14 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
All I see is a pole and sugar cane are you sure Baby elephant isn’t with his momma?
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When your prop gun thinks you're serious 40 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
It wasn’t even his fault and sadly he have to live the rest of his life knowing he killed someone. It has already been eating away at him I feel so sorry not just for the woman who died and the man that was hurt but for Alec Baldwin as well. As for the FUCKING IDIOT ASSHOLE who fault this is really either from neglect or from doing it on purpose I pray they get caught VERY SOON so their victims all 3 (yes Alec Baldwin is a victim as well) can have justice!
A&W is at it again .. 1 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
So sad that people are so dumb that they had to say 3/9 instead of 1/3 because people will think the 1/3 is less than 1/4 lmfao
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At the pool with bae 6 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
This is beyond funny because last time I took my kid to the pool we were teaching her how to pull her self out of the pool using the side not the ladder or steps.
If they were fraternal Twins and one was a male, I’d assume the male would be the heir, 7 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
It’s the one born first twins aren’t born side by side lol
It has happen before many times actually. If both are male than the one born first is it.
If it’s male female than even if the female is born first it is the male. Because males have first right to rule. If it’s two females and that is their only kids than it’s first born again.
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Footgoose 11 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
“Excuse me but your shoelaces are untied but don’t worry I got it!”
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Cronch 15 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
Have you ever tried to bite soap LET ALONE A DIAL BAR?!?! That shit is hard and thick!!! Lol she got the jaws of life of the teeth world !!!
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Right? 11 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
See that right the is just some of land that Texas WAS FORCED TO GIVE UP TO THE OTHER STATES CAUSE THEY A BUNCH OF CRY BABIES WAH TEXAS IS TO BIG IT NOT FAIR!!! LIFE AINT FAIR!!! Lmfao sorry my ancestors appeared out me lmfao
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Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
Grab my mail from my ashes lol lol I’ll see if you can lol lol hold onto my ashes in the morning lol lol
Well looks like I’m double downing on the lols lmfao and that went a gray shade of dark lol
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Those ***ers are up to something 8 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
They are actually cleaning themselves using their own vomit.
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Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
Lol I just yoking with cha lol 80)
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Ill go first, grab my head 73 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
Lol I feel very attacked right now lol
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i like my rocks mkay 4 comments
mrscollector · 2 years ago
My sweet little mentally challenged kitty collected pens. One burst one her and colored her blue so I had to remove all the ink sticks from them so it didn’t happen again. Because she would get so mad if she notice you took one and trust me she knew one was missing like a mama cat would notice a kitten missing lol.
Sadly we had to give her away but I made sure she went to a good home that could help her with her special needs. Her brother as well he had social anxiety to where he feared everything. Even his vet thought he had a touch of some mental disorder. But we couldn’t pin point it.
I miss them both.
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