You can't be buried alive anymore. You would be embalmed first. And there is no way you could survive that process. Be worried about being embalmed whilst living.

It says Pitch Black not Bitch Black . . .

That's Owen Wilson . . .

He's about to rip out their hearts Temple of Doom style

Actually, Magneto is a master of metal not just magnetism, so any metal is at his command. (because Metallo is a dumb name, *shots fired DC*)

So, how do you get to be Super Japanese? Does she wear cape? With a big J and a piece of sushi on it? Only speak Karaoke?

That is only four glasses of bunny. The service here is s#!+

What about those fries?

Yeah, where exactly did he put that Snickers?