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"Pew pew pew"- Murica' 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Dont shoot the possums! They eat ticks!
Agardidin orgextea hospepu 8 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Uhhh what is that title
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Ummmmmmmm 24 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Uhhhh wasn't it freddy mercury's coming out song?
Cats will always do whatever they want 9 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Looking closer and you're totally right. They're puppies. How did we miss this
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Cats will always do whatever they want 9 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
That's still just about 30 bucks in cad. 27.37
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Hello to all the mobile users :) 1 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Bot? Probably. But it still got me to say "duck" out loud on the train. It's not even a duck.
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Cats will always do whatever they want 9 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
As someone who has bought pet pads, there is absolutely no fucking way that pet bed was 20 bucks. You're looking at 40 min, likely upwards of 50 or 60
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Gind ciotyi nothul umroscevav 3 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Did.... did the title have a stroke
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Never knew romance can turn sour so quickly 7 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Good point. The cheese totally could own the omelette.
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Never knew romance can turn sour so quickly 7 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Dexter is actually wrong. Its omelette au fromage not du fromage
I think someone has a crush on my Christmas light decoration 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
She lights up his life
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He's learning from the Italians 5 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Unless op is not a bot
He's learning from the Italians 5 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I think it's trying to communicate
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At least I'd get some warnings for the scary parts 7 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Is that a ducking pun
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Hockey love 9 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
That shit ain't real hockey. Hockey is a canadian game and all canadians call "ice" hockey hockey. It's all your dry ground shit that's not real hockey
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Permanent costume 2 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Little late there bot buddy
love your dogs a little extra for me 5 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I had to put my 15 yr old dog down almost a month ago now. I was not ready for this meme
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Breathe 3 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
.... okay....?
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This is the origin story of a testicle-themed supervillain 9 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLS HAVE FENCING?????
Right! 11 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I'm trying to think about whether canadians do this too. I think we say "well" or "okay" ot "alright" instead
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Biggest burn I have seen! This is why I love 5 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Another bot?
Doggo 13 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Tiny. Bevause its funny
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Quick call 99--- shit! 1 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Just press 3 a bunch
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When Satan runs a toy company 12 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Yeah I realised after I made the post that it's not the french assuming theyre female but that the word for spider in french is actually feminine and that's what the "elles" is referring to. (And this is because of grammar rules in french) Oh well. Its still amusing.
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Boom! You looking for this? 8 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
This makes me happy
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