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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
I would like to apologize for the times when my phone decides to post
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In the Beginning there were Predictive Text Games 56 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
In the beginning the universe was the only way we can get the chance. This has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as the victim in a few cases
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with a bit more of the same
well. that's helpful.
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Life Is Like A Predictive Text Game 49 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna do it in a few years
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Game of Thrones: You win or you Play Predictive Text Games 53 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
When you play the Game of Thrones You Win or You have a bit more. There is no middle ground.
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I admit the original is hard to beat, but let's try it. 66 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
We never did find out what happened, but along the way we sure learned a lot about the fashion world
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I admit the original is hard to beat, but let's try it. 66 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
I've been included!
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It's so cold my beard is stuck to my email address 50 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
it's so cold, my dad is stuck to my mom.
..... well.
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Nebulous plant Jannies 6 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
everyone just got burnt out I think. After endgame, there wasnt anything to really build up to, it was an end of an era and all anyone talked about. Now with Wandavision, the next thing to look forward to is the newest dr strange and spiderman movies, but...
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What evil mind thought this up? 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
but there are two answers with 25%.wouldn't it be 50 then?
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Party hard 3 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
oh good I'm not crazy
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Maybe she's born with it; Maybe it's predictive text games for the Truly bored 23 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
maybe she's born with it
maybe it's a good thing I dont think so
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A mural of appreciation to the doctors and nurses all over the world 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
that doctor is gonna do one hell of a slam dunk
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Predictive Text Vows for the Truly Dead 32 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
same
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Predictive Text Vows for the Truly Dead 32 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
With this hand,
I will lift the first one was the only thing that makes me laugh
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Your cup will never be empty,
For I shall be able and the other person will be able
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With this candle,
I will light your way up and get the chance
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With this ring,
I ask you to know what to say
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Creating lighting fixtures 7 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
goggles yes, but I feel like long sleeves might get caught and catch on fire?
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The ol' Police Academy reboot 24 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
since cops are killing people and all, they are also deciding the whole fate of a person
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When’s my fitting? 31 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
link a video of it then
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Day of the rake 1 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
what the fuck does this even say
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So let it be written, so let it be done 6 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
oh hey you did post it first
Just some fruit 6 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
its tongue in cheek, its designed to look like tits and balls
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Anon gets a christmas present 1 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
so wholesome man
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Def not stolen 9 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
and on that day, humanity received a grim reminder....
I don't always Auto-Complete memes, but when I do it's for the truly bored 56 comments
myfuckinggod · 3 years ago
I dont always been in a couple days, but when I do, I can do that again
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Tho you may try, with all your might, you can't unsee - her underbite 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 4 years ago
ah see, thats a different scenario. most people dont factor in the male vs female thing, so as a general rule its best not to cohab bc people dont sex them. and yeah, coarse is fine ig was hard to see.
the only thing i would correct tho is the 'snuggling'. leos dont snuggle. theyre laying on top of one another to compete for warmth, the most dominant at the top. htt ps : / / reptilecraze. com / do- leopard -geckos- need- a- partner /