*ahem*
...
M A N A G E R

He’s thinking about the next KFC commercial

There is a town in Texas called luling.
lul in German = dick
So basically “Dicking”, Texas xD

SEX IS SEX
SEX HAS ALWAYS BEEN SEX AND
SEX WILL ALWAYS BE SEX
D;<

I’ll be your girlfriend ;P

GAY BACON STRIPS
GAY BACON STRIPS
GAY BACON STRIPS

It’s truly amazing how little fucks we really give about each other D:<

Does that tattoo say “confess”?
lmao

This is actually a good experience to learn about relationships from.
Nobody wants to be the one putting in all the work, you'll only end up exhausted and disappointed/upset with your partner.

For $100, yes.

everyone's safe until the plane crashes

Roses are red, Violet is blue
I am groot, HONEY?! WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?!?!?! D:<

Aww, they're so adorable :3
<3

Pick them the fucc up lol

Still feels like 2019

Can confirm, I steal

Ok byeeeeeeee

Little spoon is the shit

STUPID DOG, YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD

:)
you son of a-

I swear to god for half a second I could taste this meme, and it tastes like some lucas ice cream truck candy wow

lmao wtf