Sleep is taking a break from existence

Nature is beautiful

That one’s a venti

Inside Big Ben is ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᵇᵉⁿ

Super Sayan tumbleweed

Very nice danger spaghetti

What’s a Tery?

Coke is using black bears now

Damn autocorrect, I meant fisting

@pigeonwizard Don’t fly away when I’m talking to you

The more fascinating fact is how long ago predators met in secret, and agreed not to eat each other

My dumbass thought company as in a business

Translation -> Blimey mate, at least I don’t get shot while doing maths in school, plus you Americans don’t even get free healthcare... quite sad isn’t it

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